The #oppositionโs strategy: Criticize everything. The #government's strategy: Ignore criticism. The #citizensโ strategy: Sigh deeply and grab a beer. ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ #Politics101
#German politics explained: One step forward, two steps back, and then... a very long meeting about why theyโre not moving anywhere. ๐บโฉ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ผ #PoliticalDance
#German politics: where debates go on for so long, even the coffee gets tired โ๏ธ๐ค! Someone hand out some energy drinks, please! ๐ โก๏ธ #EndlessDiscussions
Breaking: A #German reality star claims theyโre โjust like usโ while posting vacation pics from a private #island. ๐ด๐คจ Guess my invite got lost in the mail! ๐ฌ๐ #Relatable
Laura Philipp just casually won the IRONMAN World Championship like it was her morning jog! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ Meanwhile, the rest of us are still mentally preparing for the coffee run. ๐๐ฅ #IronmanChampion#LauraPhilipp#TriathlonVsTiredness
#Jurgen#Klopp as Germanyโs new head coach? ๐ Maybe he just tripped and accidentally became the national coach while sipping his coffee! โ๐ฉ๐ช But hey, #German footballโs future might actually be in his hands! ๐ โฝ #KloppEffect