Rodrigo Vallejo

[Rodrigo Vallejo @Podrigoo]

@pyt_tericaaa He clearly send a wuphf

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the concept of waiting for someone who knows you're waiting

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

till my situationship from 2022 hitting me up do us part

[On the other side of the Berlin Wall @03690jul]

Hoy y siempre.

[Hey Arnoldo Montaño @spotgabbiani]

Osea, sí, pero qué pinche necesidad...

[Rodrigo Vallejo @Podrigoo]

@relionwastaken Easy… in creative mode

[Rodrigo Vallejo @Podrigoo]

@momentsofence La maripizza 🦋

[Rodrigo Vallejo @Podrigoo]

@memechaotic He knows a picture is worth a thousand words.

[Julen Bollain @JulenBollain]

Tal cual

[Niko Ludwig @Collateral_com]

Single worst piece of software ever invented

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[Rodrigo Vallejo @Podrigoo]

Después de 10 años la foto de mi mamá en WhatsApp no es mi hermano

[el jeringas @ElJeringasLoko]

🥲

[Rodrigo Vallejo @Podrigoo]

Yo encontré la solución usando el siempre apropiado “aber”

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

Los que confunden el “haber” con el “a ver” deberían hirviendo como corregir eso.

[byz ☽☾ @unbvrnttt]

*Starks fighting lannisters, baratheon's fight each other*
Dany in essos:

[Phil FadeIn @boontu_mkize]

god sacrificed his only son. trust me bro, he is fine with abortions