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I am a goddamn treat

[Aric Toler @AricToler]

There's a dude in Lincoln (where it's -7 degrees now) going nuts with a Bobcat, destroying cars. He wrecked some cars at a Taco Bell and a liquor store before this.
https://t.co/pnf9sTVOnQ
https://t.co/rDyEJ7X6kE
Witness accounts of the guy here:
https://t.co/SmDJ0kcF38

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Fucking excuse me.

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

Milton Bradley's Fireball Island was a BEAST! Released in 1986, it was truly enormous and unbelievably cool. Course, playing it "the right way" was nowhere near as fun as turning it into an action figure playset.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Thread time. Here's the thing about @tesla. It's not a car company. Tesla is a company that has to make cars in order to sell its real product: Emissions Credits.

Let me explain. Back in 2012, the EPA put out new, strident emissions standards for new vehicles fleetwide. 1/

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Debunking another fake “combat footage” viral video

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[ava! 🦕 follow my bluesky instead its in my tweets @ahvahhhh]

i rediscovered this phoenix wright video i made of a conversation from a group chat and its absolutely wonderful

[Ultraboy @uwais_alqarani]

Gods and Monsters.
Gamera model by @ByNEET
#TEKKEN #GodzillavsKong

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Thrown Out Of Club For Touching Stripper’s Heart https://t.co/Bgg5fXcY0R

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

HBO Max is one of the best streaming services around because they actually have movies! If they start cutting back on that for more PROPERTY BROTHERS or whatever bullshit they have on Discovery+, I will cancel that subscription so damn fast.

[MonsterKing @Atomo_X_]

Hey @JustChris , do you think we can get an art book for the #Seabeast . The movie is super rad. Definitely deserves all the praise it’s getting.

[Madi Hilly @MadiHilly]

MYTH: We don't have a solution to nuclear's "waste problem"

REALITY: Nuclear waste isn't a problem. In fact, it’s the best solution we have to meeting our energy needs while protecting the natural environment!

Here's what you need to know:

[McKinley Valentine @mckinleaf]

1/ Naked molerats are comprehensively amazing and horrible, each fact about them is more amazing/horrible than the last

1. They are the only cold-blooded mammal on earth

2. They cannot feel pain. Literally do not have the receptors for it.
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[OFMD Fan Crew @OFMDCrew]

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We want to help your lovely words get to HBO! #OurFlagMeansDeath

[[investigative synth music playing] @Podunk_artist]

@RexChapman I found a totally real video of the making of the song

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@brockway_llc

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

holy shit