Jasmine🐊

Part-time Art Historian 🤔Full-Time Alligator and Soccer Addict 🐊⚽️ Curator of Colima Dogs📃🐾 (BA Tulane, MA CU Boulder) 🌊🦬She/Her

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Have you ever seen one of these ceramic dogs in a museum? You were probably like "So cute!"😍

...and then you read the label and learned they were food for the afterlife and went "Oh..."😢

Turns out, Museums are missing something VERY important about these dogs (A THREAD)🧵

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

The way I screamed NOOO when Chelsea popped up on the screen 😭

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

Our oppenents for the #UCL League Phase! 🔥

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea (h)
🇫🇷 PSG (a)
🇧🇪 Club Brugge (h)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal (a)
🇵🇹 Sporting CP (h)
🇳🇱 PSV (a)
🇧🇪Royale Union Saint-Gilloise (h)
🇨🇾 Pafos FC (a)

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

CHELSEA ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS. 🏆

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

NEVER WATCHING GERMAN FOOTBALL ON JULY 5TH AGAIN

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Different tournament, same feeling

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

11 years later and forever my GOAT ❤️

What a magical moment it was in Cincinnati this weekend watching @FCBayernEN

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

I CAN FINALLY GET A FOUR STAR MULLER JERSEY!!!

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Since TikTok is dead, I just wanted to share the last video my FYP blessed me with now that we’ve parted ways 🪽🙏🏽

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Me before vs after securing tickets to go support @FCBayernUS in June for the Club World Cup ❤️🤍

DUCK IT, WE BALL!!!

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

🖤💛 🦬

[Colorado Buffaloes Football @CUBuffsFootball]

Coach Prime delivered for Peggy 🙌

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Y’ALL BETTER GET OUT THERE AND VOTE 🇺🇸🦅

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

The universe is billions of years old and I’m just blessed to exist at the same time as bath duck successes 🙏🏽

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

The culturing of the Phryge continued at the St. Louis Art Museum 🎨🖼️

Y’all KNOW I had make sure one Art History icon met another with the Colima Dog!!

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

@francediplo_EN @Paris2024 @phryge_mascotte @smooth_oparator

Don’t worry y’all I’m making sure Phryge is seeing the best of the US 👍🏽🇺🇸

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

On a scale of 1-10, I am ‘bring an Olympic mascot to the largest Pre-Columbian site north of Mexico’ level of unhinged

Gotta make sure le Phryge stays cultured now that she’s unemployed!! 😤💫

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Never gonna forget late Summer 2024 as the time I got addicted to the red triangle hat Olympic/Paralympic Mascot and made it my entire personality

C’EST LA PHRYGE!!! 🇫🇷 ❤️

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

This time last year, a white Canada Goose graced my backyard for the first time

Today a pair of Sandhill Cranes just randomly spawned

Sept. 7th now confirmed as “Day the Universe sends me Weird Bird(s)”

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

My status as Patron Saint of Geese has been confirmed with the appearance of this white Canadian Goose 🪿👑

May this pearl-feathered modern dinosaur bring you blessings 🙏🏽

[B/R Football @brfootball]

THE USWNT WIN GOLD AT THE OLYMPICS 🥇

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Different tournament, same feeling

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Germany 🥲

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Once again, the mood:

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

🇩🇪 Hosts Germany are into the quarter-finals!

#EURO2024 | #GERDEN

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Another year, another 10/10 cake with a silly request delivered beautifully 💯🪿

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MEXICAN BAKERY Y’ALL!! 🇲🇽🎂

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

A reminder to support your local Mexican bakery because they won’t question your decision to put an alligator on your birthday cake AND give you a good deal 🇲🇽🎉🎂

[Jasmine🐊 @PoeTheBadger]

Mood:

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

An opening match to remember for Germany 🇩🇪

#EURO2024 | #GERSCO

[냐카요☄️ @nyakaio]

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