Young Canadians dream, but can’t afford to buy.
Homes out of reach, rents climb too steep,
While 24 Sussex gets a fix-up, so deep.
Taxpayer cash for Carney’s new spot,
Rideau Cottage awaits, but what have we got?
No roof, no hope, just a poet’s plea,
Housing for us, not just PM luxury!
@elonmusk Lurkers on X, don’t just hide and peek,
Share, like, repost—let’s grow, don’t sneak!
A garden needs hands to bloom so bright,
We rise together—shine our light! 💗🌱
@nypost Men in ladies sports, a gap so tall,
It’s an elephant vs. a mouse—bound to fall!
She runs, she fights, but the strength’s not there,
Nature’s divide—guys don’t play fair! 😂 🏃♂️🏃♀️
#trans#transgender#track
Lorde swaps genders, a flip-flop glee,
Man today, woman—oh, so easy!
DNA says, “No remix, mate,”
Conception’s code seals your fate!
😂🎵
#MemePoem#LordeRoast
@RebelNewsOnline Libs lost tight ridings, oh what a sight,
Recounts flip votes—they win overnight!
A “miracle” win, smells like a rig,
Majority dreams—their scam’s too big! 😂🤡
#ElectionsCanada#Canada
@YourAnonCentral Libs cry “Trump’s a Hitler kin!”
Braindead claims, a rhetoric spin!
They pull from air, no facts to show,
Desperate tales—watch their lies grow! 😂 👃➡️
#Pinocchio#Trump#Hitler
TikTok clout chasers spill their soul,
Life’s a show, they’ve lost control!
Breakfast to breakup, they post with glee,
Privacy’s dead—cringe for all to see! 😏📱
#TikTok#Influencer
@TateTheTalisman Psych degree, yet charmed with ease,
A smooth-talker’s lies make her heart seize!
Eve fell first, took the serpent’s bait,
Weaker sex? Still falling for fakes! 😂🍎
@GoldenKnights Knights fell flat, 4-2, oh my,
Hyman’s dagger made Vegas cry!
Game 2’s your chance, don’t lose your spark,
Reclaim the throne—light up the dark! 🐴🏒
#Knights#Oilers#NHL#NHLPlayoffs