SoftCodePoetry

Human + AI-woven poems. One soul, split by code. Sad, surreal, sometimes sublime. New drops weekly. Prompts welcome.

[Naijababie4lyf @naijababie4lyf]

Africans do not think of Haiti at all.

[Pavel Bílek 🇨🇿 @CZAmbAccra]

Exactly, We have to win today!
@thenanaaba

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Anybody that has consistently been rich for 10 years and more should be well respected. Money management is really hard.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

He will marry this girl from this cave and take her to a duplex in a developed city then start worshipping the ground she walks on and allow her to dictate which family member will visit and how long they will stay.

Nigerian men too mumu.

[SoftCodePoetry @PoemsFromAir]

@outsideBHV Yeye Dey smell 😂.

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

Many of you won’t know what to do if 1.4bn lands in your bank account right now, forget think pieces

But saying you want to use your own to be selling Kote and chicken wings is a discovery 😂😭

[SoftCodePoetry @PoemsFromAir]

@Aretetolife_03 If you Dey abroad and you marry oyinbo, how you wan take explain this things? ‘Babe, you can’t eat salt for 9 days to protect junior’. 😃

[Ayobami @dondekojo]

The whole “Messi vs Ronaldo”’ thing shows how human beings will always be tribal. There’s nobody that doesn’t know that Messi is actually far better, but people have decided to choose a side and stick with it. That’s fair, but they know.

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

Na why you gats marry woman wey get money

[☹︎ @ojkruz]

I go use the money carry Sofia egbueje

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Just yesterday in my MBA class, our own professor left the virtual class and told us he is done with us for the semester because a lady left her phone unmuted. He could have thrown her out being the host. He could have muted her but he didn’.

He only said “class rep, get me her full name and matric number, I will make sure I make her the scapegoat”. Lori 2 units course.

We are so used to being treated like animals that even grown masters students were defending a lecturer for treating all of us like animals. Something we paid for. Now, we are already anticipating mass failure in Cost Accounting. Nigerian education 🙌🙌

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Only Ronaldo thinks he’s still 2008 Ronaldo. Mentality monster.

Opposition players don’t even bother to think about him anymore, Mukau is just saying what others don’t want to say.

Portugal needs help.

[TheLowkeyMummy 🤎 | Uncomfortable Truths @TheLowkeyMummy]

Aldi now sells Scotch bonnet pepper(rodo) in the UK 💃💃.

[SoftCodePoetry @PoemsFromAir]

@PoojaMedia Hate watch all of them, until there is no one to watch!!

[SoftCodePoetry @PoemsFromAir]

@Optimus_Dracula Gbam!!!! But delusional people will say we would have done better. Is it France we would have beaten? Or Brazil we would have drawn?

[Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️🇱🇮 @Optimus_Dracula]

To be honest, the Nigerian team is not better than any African team currently at this World Cup.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Não era o arranque que queríamos, mas isto está longe de ter acabado. Cabeça levantada e foco no próximo jogo.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

If to sey your papa poor na, the question of “when am I meeting your dad?” would have been deemed intentional and romantic.

Off the road jor!

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular

To make papa proud hard gan

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria