Pedro Holmes

Likes watching life, and trying to write not too poncy poetry about doing so...I do try...

[Mike Ashford @M_R_Ashford]

@PoetPedro https://t.co/X9p2Ii5Ip5

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Writing a #synopsis is a form of torture culminating in pride and disappointment that a description of your complex #novel CAN fit on 1 page

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Go and watch @39StepsPlay on tour. Went last night in Cardiff. Fast-paced, slick and packed with laughs. Loved it!

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Water, orange, beers -
blood, sweat, tears.

Money, sex, fame -
it’s only a game.

#mysportingpoem
#NationalPoetryDay

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

#rhymesBondsongcouldvehadifitwascalledSpectre
Spectre
Worse than Hannibal Lecter
Or a funeral director
Where's my lie detector
Crumble

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

@Baddiel #rhymesBondsongcouldvehadifitwascalledSpectre
I won’t infect her
No, I’ll protect her
Even when I've wrecked her
Tho' I suspect her

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

It appears the question was, 'What's your table number?' #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Tempted to go in and dispute this... #meaninglesspromises

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Street preacher unintentionally rapping to Crazy Frog v Axel F #momentofthedaysofar

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

This week's KAL's cartoon http://t.co/Mzal83JTgp

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

#ilovesunsets

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

#takenoteandvote

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Going out for a walk, because the media always massively exaggerates these things. #HowIDieInTheZombieApocalypse

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Why Should You Vote?
http://t.co/4xJp9bNyIx

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

I expect they'll be rather pleased “@eonline: Daniel Craig Has Knee Surgery--Will It Affect Spectre? http://t.co/XEMmfE2kVT”

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Vampires are just people who took the phrase 'getting drunk on life' too literally.

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Calling all people with the surname Mann. Please give your son the forenames Neil Forno.

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

Why were the @HMRCgovuk after the millionaire?
Because man-shun tax.
#iactuallymadeupajoke

[Pedro Holmes @PoetPedro]

It's a little disconcerting walking past a Dementor most mornings #strangechoicesofsculputures