Poetic Pooper

I like to defecate. When I do, I will tweet about it. Follow me on my pooping adventure.

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Pooping is calming of the mind. #p

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Midday poops are like christmas in July. #PoeticPooper

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If poop were a person, I think we could all agree it would be Tom Cruise. #PoeticPooper

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Poo leaves me like a rainy day. Today it's pouring. #PoeticPooper

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I poop, I think of you. #PoeticPooper

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First name: Biggest Poop Last Name: Ever #PoeticPooper

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Phew..what a relief that poop is gone #PoeticPooper

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2nd Shat of the day. So happy! :) #PoeticPooper

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Today I poop. Tomorrow I do too. #PoeticPooper

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Just want to say goodbye to last night's food. PS..it's smelly in here. #PoeticPooper

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RT if you've already pooped this morning :) #PoeticPooper

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Just unloaded a bomb on the can. Somebody turn on the fan. #PoeticPooper

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To shit or not to shit. That is the question. #PoeticPooper

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Wow barely made it to the toilet with that turtle head. #Pheew #PoeticPooper

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I hope you have the glorious of a poop today. I am now. #PoeticPooper

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When these feces leave me, I feel easy. #PoeticPooper

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When you say the word "poop" your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. The same can be said for the phrase, "explosive diarrhea."

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I guess my anus had no shot against this coffee. Pooping :) #PoeticPooper

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The poop you lay today, will help you be successful tomorrow. -Poetic Pooper-

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Last night's dinner is really running through me . :)