Poe Dameron

Flyboy and EMT for the Time Agency. Master of the Artful Tousle.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

That facial hair-strocity picture reminds me of an old Captain in the Rebellion...

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

See... your reflection?

[Cassie Lang @StngrNotStature]

You every just wanna

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

Tuber.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@StarkIngenuity This is one of the most motivationally positive things I've ever heard. Thank you, Papa Stark.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

It's amazing I lived this long before I found out I had two younger siblings.

It'll also be amazing if I live anytime past this now.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@theironcladlad @DontCallMeAita The question is - are /you/ ready for the gossip I have to share? I might have to check your vitals beforehand just to make sure your system won't crash on me.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@theironcladlad @DontCallMeAita Temperature play, huh? Yeah, I think you like being thirsty, kid. But I've seen stranger kinks. Have fun!

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

Just had a woman mistake me for her husband - husbands? - while looking for an anniversary present.

It was an experience.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@theironcladlad @DontCallMeAita Chronic dehydration. That's not good.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@DontCallMeAita @theironcladlad Oh good, me and BB will take up the rear.

Go ahead and giggle away at that.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@DontCallMeAita @theironcladlad If I get an emergency comm to pull your butt out of your lab, Harls... gossip is the least of what you're going to hear.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

@DontCallMeAita @theironcladlad I'm going to have gray hairs at this rate of family revelations...

She was a very interesting woman and her spouse(s?) seemed just as interesting. When do you both want some gossip time?

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

If @Fives4Days is trying to get a rise out of me by saying @DontCallMeAita is the cooler brother, joke's on him because Lij is.

Someone had to get the awesome because I took all the charm.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

Hey! Congrats, spuddy! I jumped back to catch your walk and got to say, Finnian was looking sharp.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

BB, expert with timing as he is, warbles out something that sounds like an imitation of laughter from the theremin to follow up his own binary cackle.

It was going to be a loooong night.

[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

Trying to negotiate a hostage situation was not how Poe expected spending the night, but here he's been for the last three hours. Failing at getting BB to relinquish the theremin @DontCallMeAita left for him to experiment with after the droid got attached to it earlier.

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[Poe Dameron @PoeticVariant]

slice into the control pane to override whatever his droid did. "If nothing else I'm filing a report about there being a serious security overreach regarding the restrooms on this ship."

That statement sets Finn off on a new bought of giggles, nearly bending the man in half. +