no but in all seriousness imagine this is your very first time in the world cup and not only do you not lose a single game in the group stage (one of which is against a top 3 team) but your first knockout game is against the current world champions and u still almost win
when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story
I think being anti-patois is always tied to some sort of classism...even if self-directed. Personally I'm proud of being able to switch fluently between the two and I use them both everywhere, even in corporate spaces (there's always at least one raised eyebrow when I do that, which I ignore...as there's nothing 'inappropriate' about any of my languages).