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Started a podcast with the boys, plenty of masturbation stories to keep you entertained
https://t.co/yN66OcbBsB

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

>"Oh another strike, let's see wh-"
>all AAA slop
Nothing of value lost

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@GrimmyBubs @MOST_Biased @SlayTheSquire @epiclfy @CultureCrave The suits demand end results, the devs implement them. There is absolutely no excuse for the shitty, bug ridden messes we get. Not to mention, day one patches to make the game playable, horrible monetization methods and worst of all, shitty dialogue, writing and compression

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@FrillyPink1 @ShonenGameZ @CultureCrave you say that like it's a bad thing

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@SixPoo420 @greentexts_bot He wasn't a father in the first place

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@OliverJia1014 Can't wait till crackers and repackers make the game a quarter of the size

[TheAngryFarfetchd @angry_farfetchd]

@OliverJia1014

[Pimp Master Broda @PimpMasterYoda1]

@OliverJia1014 I remember an anon theorizing on 4chan that the reason developers don't compress their game sizes anymore is making the player have to choose what to play.

250gb CoD wants to keep you spending money in-game and doesn't want you to have the HD space for something else.

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@KojimaErgoSum Or we could all just collectively go back to the time when everything was great and flash was king. God, I miss that time

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@KojimaErgoSum UE5 would straight up murder my laptop, poor fella. Sadly, memes are the only recourse. Can't grow up, not enough cash :(

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@KojimaErgoSum of course, i'm taking this hecka seriously

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@KojimaErgoSum CV shall arrive via reverse reindeer delivery, wrapped up to demonstrate practical delivery skills

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@KojimaErgoSum damn, i mean, darn, need to make sure i top the nice list this time

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@KojimaErgoSum no hospitals in the north pole anyway
why wfh when reindeer go brrr?
SAMta has healing magic
comes with the territory
sadly the union is elves-only (no humans)
sign me up

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@KojimaErgoSum #KeepFollowerXmasAlive

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@KojimaErgoSum you could always make me an honorary elf and outsource the task to me
(i promise I won't use it to target people i didn't like as a kid)

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@KojimaErgoSum you may borrow as much as you need from the overflowing cache that i have, Samta deserves something for the holidays too. just be careful about the dragon sitting on top of it though, he's been rather cranky lately

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@KojimaErgoSum Pee2Pee in alt text would probably sound like some sort of profound philosophical question that stumps great thinkers

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@KojimaErgoSum M2Ms do have a good P2P ratio

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@KojimaErgoSum @unbrand Love the absolutely brilliant and original pun by @KojimaErgoSum. Gave me a big hoot, my tummy rumbles from how deep the laughter's origin was.