Pogo Conspiracy

I like video games, talking shit, and cosmic harmony.

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I wish everyone would stop thinking that they're special so we could get some god damn work done on this planet.

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All you jerks out that straighten your fuckin attitude up.

The rest of you, start using your fuckin turn signals.

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I don't care how big your tits are, if you suck at games I'm never gonna watch your stupid stream and nobody's impressed that you're partnered with twitch. Shut up and have fun or gtfo.

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@catsmovie If every single one of these cats doesn't have AIDS by the end of this movie, I'm sneaking back out of the theater.

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People are weirded out by the live action Cats movie like it's their first fuckin day on the internet.

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SO FUCKIN PUMPED #gtaonline #thediamondcasino #gtav #GrandTheftAuto #GrandTheftAutoV #RockstarGames

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The Diamond Casino & Resort

Grand Opening next week July 23 in the heart of Los Santos

Visit https://t.co/hIeIx2zf0I to see more details on what The Diamond has to offer, including Penthouse comforts, membership perks, and so much more.

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@RockstarGames THAT'S THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY, HELL YEAH! @RockstarGames I been a loyal fan since GTA III, and I still have my GTA IV lockbox. I would love a cool million online dollars for grinding almost half my life away on your games. <3

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When I'm king of this shitty planet, one (1) royal ass whoopin is gonna be the punishment for most petty crimes.

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@nipple_nash To hell with those people.

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Nobody cares you're deleting social media. Who the fuck even are you?

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@RockstarGames Fuckin still excited about this game 6 years down the line.

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@chrisdelia This is gonna be the worst Ghostbusters reboot ever.

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The world would be a lot more fun without all these fuckin people.

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If nobody can tell me the difference between Solid Snake and Big Boss, I'm walkin out of your lame ass party.

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@NewPlayerPod Dexter's Lab on Cartoon Network taught me how to say cheese omelet in French, but drugs made me forget. Glad I shared this.

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Y'know those people so dumb you get second hand embarrassment when they talk? Stop fucking those people.

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Today's #RetroThursday is #Blackthorne for the #SNES! https://t.co/wYvQPUn28f #retrogaming #retrogames #retro #gaming #nintendo #supernintendo #no37show #twitch #streaming #classicgaming

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@NewPlayerPod I feel like most peoples/companies biggest problem is a lack of battletoads.

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@NewPlayerPod A buddy of mine and I beat the doomsday heist on GTA online last night after trying for over a year. Our friends drifted apart, some folks had to pawn PC's, but last night, the two OG's of our group buckled down and saved the world. It was just as exciting as we wanted.

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This was the first bass line I ever learned. Also, my hand strength has plummeted and it sucks. "No." by [SUB][HUM][ANS] https://t.co/xoAJm6Qzc9