Michael Cantz

Comedian, Conservative, Christian.
Professionally Stupid Podcaster.
#makeamericafunnyagain
Don't upset me on rainbow hair days.
Pronouns a/e/i/o/u.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

SNL really needs to start doing sketches on Trump there aren't enough of them.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

Donald Trump made my pee pee small.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

Dear Leftists,
1. Tesla already has your money.
2. What happened to caring about the environment? Threw that one away even faster than you did the #metoo movement.....

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

Must be nice to be on the left, and only have to selectively care about anything other than yourself.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

I love Ukraine bee boop beep *buffering* Tariff bad Tariff bad beep boop.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

@AmericaMission_ France extradite @PSP_Podcast for bad word

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@PSP_Podcast Fight for stuff but not when it do only 99.9 percent... believeees

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I don't care that the government and advertisers get all my personal information. And sell it for profit. But how dare him let Musk see that 87 cents in my checking account....

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

People wanting Elon deported, and then yelling at him to get X back up for NFL Free Agency sums up modern liberal entitlement too perfectly.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

Blew another job interview today because all I could think about was how much I fucking hate Trump.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

I stand from right pinion n right fing.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

Woke is bullshit. Stop pretending your farts don't stink.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

@PSP_Podcast Why bad fing happen?

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

I was going to be productive today, but then I was like what's the point? Donald Trump is about to be president, and fucking ruin everything anyway.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

All I want for Christmas is a physically fit woman without a pee pee.

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

@PSP_Podcast No cheeburger from you!

[Michael Cantz @PohOffMike]

The left doesn't care about hurricane relief for needy american citizens. They only care about hating orange man, and their absurd ideologies.