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[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Shit at football so he’s got to do something useful.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Mason Mount on who the leader of the #MUFC WhatsApp group is:

“Joshua Zirkzee. He loves the group.

“For the last game there was a road closed on the way to training and he’s putting in ‘This road’s closed, don’t go this way, go that way..’

“He’s the best dancer, the news person, and the Google Maps. He’s great.” 🤣❤️

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

In my home town seeing Arsenal fans getting dropped ❤️

[Renegade Statman Ⓜ️ @CallMeStat]

Ipswich Waterfront vs Arsenal

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

A nonce delivered a speech to a room of nonces and it was incredibly moving.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"I spoke, very early this morning as I was coming in, to Yvette, who had just come out of the White House dinner..."

Aren't we lucky that the co-presenter of #GMB is married to the foreign secretary.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

@alrightfans He’s about and still dropping howlers.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

I get what he’s saying but have you seen Karius in the men’s final for Liverpool? 😂😂

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Exhibit 528496248 🥴
Champions League Semi Final

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Coventry City players celebrating with Stephen Bunting earlier today 😂😂

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

This is absolutely heartbreaking.

The UK needs to have the death penalty for such evil crimes.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

@WXTLewis Why is struggling with the idea that we all jsut went to school early to watch it? Lol

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Naming a spot on the moon? Lol

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @Kaaaaatie_x]

i genuinely feel like this is one of the most beautiful moments of humanity i’ll ever witness in my life

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

That is actually the best response he could have gave.

[Globe Observer @_GlobeObserver]

🚨 BREAKING: Journalist asks Emmanuel Macron —

“Trump targeted you again with personal remarks. Do you have anything to say?”

Macron responds: “We are talking about war, civilians dying, economies suffering. What I heard is neither serious nor worthy of response. A world leader can’t use language like that.”

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Just one of the key founding members of Al Qaeda walking into Downing Street there. Absolutely normal.

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer hosts Syrian President Ahmed al‑Sharaa in Downing Street

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Why are you begging for our help then?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"We had the UK say - this is three weeks ago - we'll send our aircraft carriers, which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way. They're toys compared to what we have."

Trump criticises the UK's military support in the Middle East.

https://t.co/jJoNEvTtKn

📺 Sky 501

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Nothing like the owner of AI reassuring you that his AI isn’t censoring information. Definitely nothing suspicious there.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Obviously. If you didn’t already presume this I don’t know where you have been for the last 5-10 years.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

😆😆

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

"We're not showing you that because the Israeli government doesn't allow us to show where that came from....."

CNN admits direct Israeli censorship live on air.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

He was a key figure in Al Qaeda so not surprising is it.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

You know why

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

It's been 4 days already. Why haven't the US and Israel been banned by the IOC and FIFA for launching a war of aggression?

Quite sure that was the exact amount of time it took to decide on banning Russia.

Well?

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Shock. They only went and gathered the social media world around a table and told them that it is their greatest weapon. And released the footage of the meeting too.

[🚨 Shattering Hegemony @Viral_Headlines]

BREAKING: Social media users have NOTICED a "stall" of "real" Iran war-related videos on their X feeds.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

Does his son play for Stuttgart?

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗜𝗭𝗘 𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗔𝗘𝗟 𝗔𝗦 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗖𝗧

He is pledging immediate subjugation to turn Iran into an Israeli colony.

[J-P T @PohnJaul]

This has to be a fake quote surely?