Nach

Life is good !

[Pie the GOAT @passportpie]

No because why tf these new hotels don’t have microwaves 🤨 put a mini air fryer in these mfs or sumn!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

if a doctor who graduated medical school says you need something, it should be illegal for someone sitting behind an insurance desk with absolutely zero medical training to deny you coverage...

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Stand behind me sister I’m here to defend you. You were not wrong at all. The names are ugly ass shit with all of these stupid spellings and unnecessary apostrophes. Why is your child’s name Mi’Jream Chanel Dior Watkins.

[Rece Thee Thunder Thighs @RiSi_Pieci]

Moral of the story focus on yourself 😂

[Julie :) @julieheglund]

Because kindergarten graduation is the cutest ceremony you will ever go to.

[Lak💋👣 @only1lakaa]

Exactly what my sister gone do when I get famous !! Be a pretty ass nepo sibling

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

whenever I'm with real yappers i realize I might actually be a listener 😭

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood.

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

playing hide-and-seek with 3yo son. just the two of us. he wants to hide together. we are hiding together. we are in the closet. it’s perfectly dark. we’re very cramped. there is no one looking for us. i am trying to explain this. he is laughing uncontrollably

[Ous'Bongie @BongsMahlangu_]

Dear Diary..

I’m officially done mourning the life I thought I would have by now . God’s timing, God’s willing, God’s way.

[JustJamie21 @Carter_Jamie21]

“Needed Me” by Rihanna was the only diss she needed to record for ol’ boy…

Straight up told that nigga..

“Baby don’t get it twisted—You was JUST another nigga on the hit list, tryna fix your inner issues with a bad bitch”

CLEEEEEEEAAAAARRRREED HIM!!

in one line 😮‍💨

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me”

[BIG MAMA @Latto]

BIG MAMA 5/29

[the coldest 🥶 @CldstWintrEvr]

Kids really feel like they gotta have hella fun everyday lmao. Like bro chill out

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

adulting is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

DOORDASH BITCH YOU CANT JUST KEEP PUSHING THE TIME BACK TALMBOUT “ON TIME” WHEN IT IS LATE I WILL SUE YALL

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

ADHD IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE STRUCTURE FEELS LIKE A PRISON BUT IF I HAVE NO STRUCTURE I DESCEND INTO EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION AND JUST DO NOTHING FOR DAYS

[P.S. Lovelace @PSLovelace]

Kelly, girl.

This man pawned your laptop, threatened your dogs and got you sent to jail for 27 hours, cheated on you with your friend, didn’t disclose all his prior arrests, came back addicted to drugs and you bailed him out of jail?! #WorstExEver