I could scream. Or i couldn't. You'd never know.
My name is Aiden but that isn't important unless you're tying to find this account.
PFP By @Cellery100
Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now
An IRS lawyer was furloughed during the government shutdown, so he opened a hot dog stand in D.C.
He says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled” flipping franks in a full suit