Serious Sneeze

Gesundheit 👃
husband of ivy 🌿music🤘magic 🎴manga 👺

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@hefookinleft Goals

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Couldn't be me wearing the magic the gathering shirt to the gym

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Surrounded by autism

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A tramp stamp that reads "unidentified item in bagging area"

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@schumisnoopy And me tomorrow, birthday love 🩶

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And on the 8th day God created the Breakfast Sandwich.

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Saw a cyber truck at dollar tree, inflation's hitting everyone I see

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I was so happy to see someone texted me, the text in question:

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@Brttnymchlle Can't wait to see you again next year too!

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I miss when this app was good

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Shout out to everyone with an amazing ass, you're the reason I get outta bed in the morning

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@RosenRotting "did I tweet" -ivy ten minutes after they post this

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Got told I look like "the guy from interview with a vampire" imma ride that high for a few weeks

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"I'm so glad I didn't peak in highschool" he said knowing full well they peaked when they were six

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Snakes have two penises, in case you didn't know

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I hate when the drugs wear off at a concert

**drugs in question: dayquil

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When Cory Taylor said "people equal shit" I felt that

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Today I was misgendered as a trans woman, I think they meant well 🤔

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I haven't cut my hair in over four years