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Take a deep breath, drink water. Out of pocket tweets are sponsored by Insomnia

[butter. @PoisonIvy_VM]

For people trying to get into oontz oontz music or those who are already here with me, try this.
Trust me, it’s a very good time.

Apple Music: https://t.co/1bes7LgRKA

[.. @PostinorTwo]

IT'S TOO LATE ALREADY BUT PUT TRIBALISM ASIDE AND VOTE APC OUT, ELSE YOU WILL BEG TO SURVIVE.

[N Bot. @ConfusedSith]

"I see your girlfriend liked yet another travel post from an influencer, so I went ahead and booked her a trip to Bali.

Congratulations, you now owe GTBank 5 million"

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

You’re all losers. Fuking losers

[diabo de calcinha @diabavilaboense]

ultimamente eu tenho aprendido na marra que eu sou uma pessoa que cria expectativas igual uma criança, que se vc me prometer que nós vamos no parque e depois tomar um sorvete, eu sou esperar que façamos as DUAS coisas, e se não fizermos uma é como se alguém anunciasse uma guerra

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

Many of you can’t openly speak against this evil govt that’s impoverishing you because you don’t want to fall out with people because of politics.
same politics they’re using to ruin your life!

Continue kissing asses with your life & future.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

Uber to Nigeria after shutting down with no prior notice:

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

I feel like hugs are meant to be tight

and if you cant hug them tightly, you should just wave at them

Cuz handshakes are too intimate too so, yeah.

[Ifekamm @oshiam_Omede]

Homophobia will not let you all see well.

Sexual harassment, power dynamics and abuse; most women have being in the position of this journalist and they know it's not and never a good one.

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

I love deep conversations. Tell me why you thought the man who doesn't clean his room would be a good husband.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

65 FREE SURGERIES FOR 65 CHILDREN

Yesterday, I attended the final follow-up clinic and appreciation programme at Mother Mary Hospital, Isolo, Lagos, following the successful completion of 65 free surgeries for children to mark my 65th birthday.

I am deeply grateful to God Almighty for guiding the medical team throughout the process and for granting all 65 children safe and successful surgeries.

The surgeries, led by Dr Folaseye Adebayo and her dedicated team, included adenotonsillectomy. This procedure removes enlarged or chronically infected tonsils and adenoids, which can cause breathing difficulties, recurrent infections, and sleep-related problems in children.

What made the occasion particularly touching was listening to parents share their testimonies and hearing how these procedures have improved their children’s health and quality of life.

My profound appreciation goes to @DrFolaseye Adebayo and her entire team, the hospital management, the parents, and everyone who contributed to making this initiative possible.

For me, birthdays are not merely occasions for celebration. They are opportunities to give back, touch lives, and make a meaningful difference in the lives of others.

I thank God for the privilege of being part of this initiative and, most importantly, for the gift of 65 healthy and hopeful children.

May God continue to bless all those who dedicate their lives to saving and improving the lives of others.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Arike Sugar Sugar❤️✨ @yettydlaw_]

WE NEED YOUR HELP WITH PUBLICITY; THIS IS NO LONGER AN OUTCRY FOR ONE.

🔗Fill this and share with everyone you know https://t.co/GmkUG3vSOl (Our immediate goal is at least 10,000 signatures on the petition).

My original outcry was about ONE experience; my own experience with MTN and the depletion of my data allocation however the responses that followed opened the door to numerous other subscribers sharing concerns about their own experiences and that changed everything.

We are no longer seeking answers only for ONE. We are seeking to properly examine these concerns and demand accountability for ALL subscribers whose experiences are supported by evidence but we cannot do this effectively without you.

We need you to help us push this everywhere you can on X, WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, your communities, groups and every legitimate publicity channel available to you.

Those signatures will demonstrate the breadth of public concern and strengthen our collective call for proper investigation and accountability.

We also need as much firsthand evidence as possible. If you have experienced unusual, unexplained or disputed MTN data depletion, please submit your details and supporting evidence through the evidence form.

PLEASE NOTE: Nobody needs to pay anything on the petition page. If you see an option asking for payment, DO NOT PAY. Simply choose the option to SHARE the petition.

We are not asking anyone to make allegations they cannot support. We are asking people to speak from their own experience, provide evidence where available, and help us establish the facts.

Now, let’s come together and demand answers for ALL.

10,000 signatures.
As much evidence as possible.
As much legitimate publicity as possible.
LETS DO THIS AS 1️⃣

[butter. @PoisonIvy_VM]

@l_lanrey 😂 Happy Birthday 🥳 🎉🎉🎉

[butter. @PoisonIvy_VM]

@Wana____ Just say you hate the boy and keep it moving

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

If you’re supporting Tinubu, you’re an evil person! Absolutely no buts.

The country is in ruins!

The only way you can be supporting a man with a criminal record for drug trafficking, whose ideas & policies have further impoverished the pple, who is physically & mentally exhausted (almost 90yrs), is if you are benefiting from his abysmal failure, or you are just cursed!

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

There’s no way you pple can spin Uber leaving into some stupid economic bravado for Nigeria! No way!

No company is leaving a market they’re profiting from; simply means Nigeria market is giving them LOSSES. Period!

All these nonsense economic gymnastics tweets are not needed.👋

[Funmi @Funminz]

Big multinationals that exited or scaled down

Guinness Nigeria, Diageo sold its 58.02% stake to Tolaram for ₦103 billion ($70m).

Procter & Gamble (P&G), shut down manufacturing, now only imports.

Unilever, stopped producing homecare & skin cleansing products.

PZ Cussons, considering full exit after 140 years.

Shell, retreating from onshore operations due to operational risk & insecurity.

Shoprite, left after years of retail volatility & logistics breakdowns.

Kimberly‑Clark, exited less than 3 years after a $100m investment, 10,000 jobs lost.

GlaxoSmithKline (GSK), shut down local operations.

Heineken / Champion Breweries, sold majority stake to EnjoyCorp.

Jumia Food, exited food delivery due to tight margins.

Bolt Food, shut down food delivery operations.

Pick n Pay, sold its 51% stake, exited retail market.

Microsoft ADC Lagos, closed its Africa Development Centre.

Uber, announced full exit in 2026 after 12 years.

Netflix, stopped commissioning Nigerian originals.

Why they left (the recurring pattern)

FX scarcity & naira collapse, impossible to repatriate profits.

High operating costs, fuel, energy, logistics, private security.

Unstable policies, sudden tax/import rule changes.

Declining consumer purchasing power, inflation + poverty = low demand.

Infrastructure breakdown, power outages, bad roads, port congestion.

Security risks, companies spending up to 20% of budgets on private security.

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Uber leaving Nigeria screws us all. Bolt is already obscenely priced and their drivers & riders are allowed to be super unruly. At least uber pretends to have customer service.

Bold price is gonna sky rocket and their riders and drivers will become even more incorrigible.
Urgh!

[Softboy @softboywin]

The older you get the more you realize jeans are a terrible piece of clothing

[butter. @PoisonIvy_VM]

Unhinged thought: Maybe someone tried to bill them and they said you know what fuck it. How much are we even earning from your fuckass economy. ✌🏽