Poison

I rot brains. All content strictly fictional. 21+, minors DNI.

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All I want for Christmas is you making terrible decisions. 💙👠

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There are two sides to every woman, but you're only ever going to see one.

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Nostalgia.

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Be honest - if your family could replace you with a normal son, they absolutely would, right?

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We all know why you're still playing League, just be honest about it.

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You're probably not brave enough to leave your basement, but maybe you're still delusional enough to try a dating app. Be careful - or not! 🔫

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Time for your weekly credit card inspection...

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Porn corrupts, and modern porn corrupts absolutely.

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You could've had those tits for life, but in two hours with a real dick she literally forgot you existed. Well, at least you get the fap material you wanted!

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Remember, if you're in college, it's time to deliberately fail those icky exams!

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Streamers are a psyop to keep millions of losers like you sedated. Instead of complaining about a broken economic system, you're gooning yourself to death. Keep it up!

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People complain about how unfair life is, then go home and vote with their wallets to institutionalize that inequality. You deserve being low-status and poor. 💙

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Don't lie, this is all you imagine watching the movie, right?

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Writing something here but maybe I don't want a third ban. Really should put these somewhere...

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Maybe AI is going to make being stupid on the internet a whole lot more dangerous...

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How many? 🤔

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Felt like writing a bit, let's see if I can scrape the rust off?

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hag makes content

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Selena Gomez is apparently cashing in by pushing Oreos on the masses. I'm sure she doesn't eat them, but you can still open your wallet to be an unhealthy pig for her slop, right? Of course, someone else did it first...

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I'm hiring... 😜