Poisoned Pigeon

Forever trying to make witty comments of his own and failing.
Mostly making them on everyone elses tweets.

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Partner has just said that Farage has his tongue so far up Trump's ass that he can taste Putin's knob!

Quite frankly, I'm in awe at her talent for verbal imagery?

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Alright, what narcissistic asshole of an advertising exec decided that the ads displayed while you are streaming couldn't be paused but instead navigated to the product being advertised? Means I've got to pause the programmein watching instead of the ads when I need to pee! 😡

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Just seen an advert encouraging me to visit the USA. Poisoned Hen and I haven't stopped laughing 😆 😂 🤣

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So this is definitely a full on nazi propaganda platform now then? Cool! I'll grab my popcorn.....

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@NoContextHumans When Fix It Felix from the film Wreck It Ralph goes bowling!

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I've got a confession.

I went over to Bluesky for a peek to see what it was like, and I'm impressed.

Not a single temu advert, whereas over here, I think they're financing the platform!

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@HumansNoContext Beef encounter.

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Whoever coreographed the Finland entry deserves a medal!#Eurovision2024

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Who, the fuck, thought this was the best way to present the UK entry?#Eurovision2024

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Ireland,WTF!?? #Eurovision2024

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@Trogdouser Wells Farage-o?

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@Trogdouser Nineteen eighty four cheese?

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@britinscania @JebraFaushay Thank you! I was beginning to think I was the only one!

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@Trogdouser Standing heroically, just needs the roar.....

https://t.co/KuC9mzY424

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Ebenezer Scrooge, typical bloke. Leaves his Christmas shopping to the very last minute.

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@Notthat1Dave @GBNews23653867 @JamesCleverly And arriving at Luton!

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@_madi_faith @simonharris_mbd Didn't Jesus have two dads?

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@Trogdouser Isn't that just confirmation that he's being relegated to obscurity?

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@Trogdouser He's recorded a whole album of the Lehrer songs. They're all just as good 😀