Makar'Zhan

Poison is the great equalizer between the powerful and the powerless. (#DnDRP|#FantasyRP|He/They|18+)

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

"The god of poisons is not one often worshipped in the open."

A Tabaxi cleric dedicated to the god of poisons, disease, parasites and fungi.

#FantasyRP #DnDRP #CRRP

"It's an often misunderstood faith. And an often abused one."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth With that, Makar will get to gathering supplies and equipment.

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

"I must again remind everyone: I don't do love potions."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "And I'll get to work immediately. No sense in putting this off."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "Oh, I want you to stay out until the potions are done. Otherwise I won't be able to finish. I'll send a magical message to you afterward to come find me."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "I was thinking more after the fact. Having a partner to help with sexual relief helps to lessen the duration of the side-effects of the fumes."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "As I said, they can't be filtered out by anything. And spells to protect oneself against poisons also don't stop them. You know, I could offer you a discount if you'd be willing to come by when I'm finished to er...lend a helping hand."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "It'll take a day or so. And a few hours for me to recover. Like I said, the fumes can be...a lot. Their brewing has to be done without assistance, or it won't get done at all."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "Asking questions is a bad habit for a brewer of poisons to have. My issues with love potions are more about long-term use. And actually, for the opposite reason you mentioned. Love potions never make permanent alteration. The bond is gone as soon as the potion wears off."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@ElvenDesires "Good. That's the idea. Appear unassuming and no one will know how deadly you really are. No one finds a glass of wine frightening either, until it's been poisoned."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@ElvenDesires "That 'Second Skin' seems not to fit over your first. As for fashion, is appearance really a consideration for an adventurer? Armor is made to save your ass, not display it."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

"...That actually looks uncomfortably tight."

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[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

"Brewing up a cauldron of something truly vile tonight."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "For you, I'll make an exception. As much as I despise the stuff. The fumes in particular are a nasty aphrodisiac. And nothing is capable of filtering them out completely. I'll need some time alone when the brewing is done..."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "...Do you know how much actual love potions cost? Your robbery probably wouldn't even cover the material costs."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@RangerOfTheNth "Pffft...Hahahahaha! Ohohoho! Illegal! That's hilarious. Like I've ever cared about whether what I brewed up is 'Legal'. I worship the goddess of poison."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@ehtgrim "Your attempt to get under my skin is amateurish. I don't need to prove my worth to anyone but my goddess."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@ehtgrim "Well, for one: The ingredients are rare and expensive. Cherubim feathers and Dragon hearts aren't lying about everywhere. And they cause nothing but trouble."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

@ehtgrim "Usually, though not exclusively. Some do work."

[Makar'Zhan @PoisonousPriest]

"I suppose it could be seen that way."

[SCANDALABRA 🕯️ @fakegoldcandle]

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