SarahBeth

Avoiding social interaction since 1984. @assaultbeans and @Burckhart833 are my favorite human beans. 🥰 She/Her/Your Majesty

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

"I am a different monster than i was, a year ago, but i find, i like these new fangs much better" - Leilah Ali

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@AgentBluejay Goldens have the highest bite rate out of all dogs, so people need to lower their voices when talking about my shepherds.

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

I'm not nearly as unhinged as i could be, and i don't think y'all are nearly as grateful as you should be.

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

When your butt tattoos only just barely took the edge off of your need to hurt yourself.... so you book a bigger piece.
#therapy

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

Whenever i know someone doesnt like me, I'm petty enough to be extra nice- good luck telling everyone what a bitch i am when I'm telling you how much i love your nails.

Trash bitch.

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@Marvick300 PERFECT

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

If you wouldn't have been burned at the stake as a witch, or lobotomized, i don't want to know you.

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

When i take a literal fistfull of meds as soon as i wake up, on an empty stomach, and then cry about being nauseous.....

And yes, ill do it again tomorrow. 🙃

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@KevinF007 You're welcome

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

I've had ZERO water today.... probably somebody should spit in my mouth.

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@Amphowlin Both

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@KevinF007 Fucking bet

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@Amphowlin 🥰🥰🥰

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

If anyone needs me I'll just be over here, in the corner, mouring the loss of my sex appeal. 🪦

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@PHazy87 You a bitch

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@Amphowlin Its died a horrible death

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@KevinF007 🥰

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@DukesDead Deader than a doornail

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@BMaynard30 Nope, its definitely gone. I think its maybe hibernating

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

@EvolvedMishap Ill go out doing what i loved- trying to pet the ears of friend shapped fluffs

[SarahBeth @PokemonDoctor84]

If i was getting mauled by a bear, I'd still try to get some pets in, before he kills me