Detroit Poker

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Wait for people to get off the elevator you creton.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Live #poker player:

VPIP: 97
PFR: 3
3B: 1
C-bet as PFR: 99

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

A guy announces "ace high", tables only one card, other card gets mucked face down.

He lost the pot to another A high hand. Floor ruled it a dead hand (correctly IMO). He didn't table both cards.

$30 in pot.

His blood is boiling now. This makes good #poker games

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Continuation betting is overrated in #poker

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

@MStackWiz Damn shit man

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

@MStackWiz GL!

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Every time I'm in a public restroom someone slams the toilet seat down. That shit is so fucking loud

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

"How much is it?"

"Is it on me?"

"What's the bet?"

Live #poker player anywhere, anyplace, any time.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

When you win a #poker hand, take the money and STFU.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Stop slowing the #poker game down.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

I asked the dealer:

"How much do I have to tip you to NOT wash the deck?"

Dude asking for the wash wasn't amused at all.

#poker

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

The guy sucking out every hand just got irritated because someone sucked out on him. #poker

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Nearly every hand, a live low stakes #poker player is in the blender postflop.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

I just 4b jammed Ad-4d and a guy folded QQ. I feel lucky today.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

@LexOpoker1 I don't either.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

#poker desperately needs a shot clock.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Stop open limping the BTN.

Live low stakes #poker

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

@jescales Done. Look for one from [email protected]

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

The BTN straddle should be outlawed.

#poker

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

I'm not even playing that tight and I think my table thinks I'm a nit.

I may as well be 75 and wearing a Vietnam hat.

[Detroit Poker @PokerDetroit]

Stop tanking. It's stupid and bad for the game.

#poker