MiseryPoker

The language of (pseudo-)academic one-ups-manship. #Swat

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: Maaaan... I need to complete a 6-hour piece for my Sanskrit politics course.
Student 2: Suck it up. I need to start a 9-hour essay for my Scandinavian pottery seminar AND finish a 12-page research proposal for my Freudian economics thesis.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: Dude. I need to read a 13-page test for my European linguistics seminar.
Student 2: Tough. I need to read a 5-hour paper for my political sculpture course AND submit a 9-hour piece for my traditional biology course.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: Tonight, I need to LaTex a 14-page script for my organic dance seminar.
Student 2: That's not even bad! I have to write a 5-hour research proposal for my medieval theory internship AND prepare a 3-hour program for my advanced history course.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: I'm dying here... I have to LaTex a 12-page piece for my dynamical systems course.
Student 2: Whatever... I need to finish a 1-hour paper for my surrealist sculpture seminar AND develop a 1-hour test for my traditional frameworks seminar.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: This weekend, I need to annotate a 10-page homework for my data-driven systems lab.
Student 2: Oh man. I have to submit a 10-page script for my archaic linguistics internship AND complete a 12-page exam for my organic linguistics thesis.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: I have to draft a 1-hour piece for my AI-based economics course.
Student 2: Whatever... I need to submit a 9-hour script for my Russian art thesis AND LaTex a 1-hour program for my rural history thesis.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: This weekend, I have to draft a 14-page essay for my Scandinavian dance lab.
Student 2: That's no sweat, I have to write a 9-hour assignment for my eco- economics course AND start a 3-hour assignment for my crypto- design internship.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: In a few hours, I need to submit a 6-hour article for my European debate course.
Student 2: Tough. I have to annotate a 10-page research proposal for my rural poetry class AND read a 9-hour program for my Freudian analysis internship.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: Dude. I have to analyze a 10-page research proposal for my Asian poetry lab.
Student 2: Whatever... I need to draft a 1-hour piece for my modern systems lab AND do a 3-hour research proposal for my interpretive semantics thesis.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: FML, I need to annotate a 1-hour research proposal for my postmodern politics course.
Student 2: Well, I need to annotate a 9-hour paper for my medieval semantics class AND write a 10-page script for my archaic dance internship.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: I hate everything... I need to annotate a 13-page piece for my European dance class.
Student 2: Well, I need to do a 6-hour essay for my Russian studies seminar AND annotate a 3-hour test for my Asian analysis internship.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: Kill me. I need to read a 1-hour essay for my medieval studies lab.
Student 2: That sucks, but I have to LaTex a 14-page application for my Freudian debate lab AND develop a 1-hour paper for my postmodern design internship.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: This weekend, I need to annotate a 12-page program for my organic linguistics course.
Student 2: Wow. I have to submit a 1-hour assignment for my evolutionary studies seminar AND prepare a 5-hour exam for my chemical debate course.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: Maaaan... I have to write a 10-page program for my crypto- history class.
Student 2: That's nothing! I have to do a 5-hour script for my interpretive interpretation seminar AND LaTex a 9-hour test for my Russian politics course.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: I'm dying here... I have to submit a 6-hour script for my eco- politics class.
Student 2: Tough. I have to draft a 12-page script for my crypto- database course AND do a 6-hour article for my medieval studies thesis.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: My life sucks because I need to annotate a 12-page essay for my relational biology course.
Student 2: Well, I need to develop a 10-page essay for my AI-based theory lab AND draft a 12-page exam for my Russian studies seminar.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: I hate everything... I have to LaTex a 13-page exam for my traditional semantics lab.
Student 2: Whatever... I need to read a 9-hour assignment for my relational frameworks thesis AND submit a 1-hour script for my evolutionary speech seminar.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: This weekend, I need to annotate a 3-hour script for my crypto- debate seminar.
Student 2: Well, I have to submit a 9-hour article for my archaic database course AND prepare a 14-page essay for my archaic design seminar.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: I hate everything... I have to prepare a 13-page essay for my medieval semantics lab.
Student 2: Suck it up. I have to analyze a 6-hour research proposal for my medieval studies thesis AND finish a 10-page article for my theological speech seminar.

[MiseryPoker @PokerMisery]

Student 1: My life sucks because I have to start a 13-page application for my Greek design thesis.
Student 2: Suck it up. I have to develop a 3-hour application for my interpretive linguistics course AND draft a 10-page piece for my theological dance course.