PoliticallyIncorrect

The stuff we all think but never say.

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

If your ass is big enough to have the constitution written on it, you shouldn't wear pants with words on the ass. #notbootylicious

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

I'm part of the Jehovah's Witness protection program I go door-to-door telling people I'm someone else. #JohnSmith

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, it wasn't that hard. #smrtypants

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

No wonder people say Asians are the worst drivers, they can barely see. #drivingwitheyesclosed

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Women are the only people who ovary-act. #pmsprobs

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Didn't know whore was a way of life. #LindsayLohanProbs

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Get a better work out from working out than I do from sex. Step it up ladies. #pumpit

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets. #kamasutra

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

I'm glad drunk driving is illegal. When I'm drunk, I drive like crap. @robdelaney

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Cab drivers, natures douchebag. #immigrantprobs

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Are those real?!?!?! #boobies

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Women, can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without them. #nogirlsallowed

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert.

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Bicyclists should be like dear. If they get in my way, I should be able to hit them. #roadkill

[PoliticallyIncorrect @Pol_IncorectTwt]

Is it a hate crime if a jew hates a jew? #issues