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[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

“The calm before the storm is often just as terrifying as the storm.”

[Shayeanna @Shayeanna]

People be so mad when you have duality

Like yes I am and can be both

I’m hella mean and hella sweet
I’m hella grown and hella childlike
I’m hella smart and hella silly
I’m hella strict and hella calm
I’m hella prude and hella naughty

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because people think I'm smoking to numb the fuck out, when really - I’m an unmedicated, overstimulated, traumatized ADHD brain that constantly fucking feels like its trying to hold a group meeting with 57 screaming raccoons.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he supports universal healthcare, free college, raising the minimum wage and housing for all.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If Mitch McConnell can talk to a bunch of Republicans “on the phone”, surely he can talk to the press, right?

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The fact that the GOP establishment ran a psyop where multiple people claimed to have talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone this morning, the day after people started demanding proof of life, only proves that he's dead.

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

Fate.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

What's it called when you lose in the World Cup after the leader of your country tries to cheat?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“kids shouldn’t be into politics!”

yeah well, politicians shouldn’t be into kids, but, here we are.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Mitch McConnell’s wife fled to China and his oldest daughter deleted her account here. He is dead and the GOP are covering it up.

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

If the US loses to Belgium, Trump will probably announce a 117% tariff on Belgian chocolate before sunset.

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

@MAGAVoice @Hunter_Eagleman It actually won’t lmao but the president being a pedophile? Yea, that’s forever. 🤷‍♀️

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

👏DO👏NOT👏LET👏THIS👏STORY👏DIE👏

Texas Attorney General, and now Republican nominee for the Texas Senate Ken Paxton gave his friend 28 days in jail after he repeatedly raped a young boy.

He does not have to register as a sex offender.

He didn’t even lose his license to practice law.

[A Fine Whine @justheragain]

Someone knows!

Be the hero of this situation

Remember that McConnell tried to fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s seat within hours of her death

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

😭😭😭

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani to open NYC's first-ever food pantry for pets.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

If you don't love your neurodivergent girl when she's melancholy and overstimulated, then you don't deserve her when she's bubbly and excitable

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

Who are we to stop natural selection??

[Christopher Salas @ChristopherS_DC]

People on the National Mall are not happy that the Secret Service is telling them to evacuate due to weather leading up to President Donald Trump speaking

[Col Ghannon Burton (USMC Ret) @GhannonBurton]

His entire staff should be arrested and charged with seditious conspiracy… they are all already in on industrial scale voter fraud.

[yari 🐆 @yareishaa]

the only reason i bounce back quick is because i allow myself to be manic for 3 days

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

On July 4th, mind you. The jokes are writing themselves atp

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

white nationalists having to shelter from the storm in the national museum of african american history is so god coded

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Nothing says "thriving economy" like three generations living under one roof because none of them can afford rent separately.