Granby Police

NOT MONITORED 24/7. This is not the official Granby Police account. For help, call 911. #FreeSpeech #Parody #NotReallytheGranbyPolice #LameImmatureJokes

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Forcillo testifies he did not consider whether shooting Sammy Yatim would kill him https://t.co/irh1EBk8Vj

[Corey Mintz @coreymintz]

James Forcillo's defence is that he thought Sammy Yatim had supernatural powers. https://t.co/BHNdB5ZfJx

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@russellbarth @CBCNews Sadly, we will now have to fine you. Would you prefer your ticket to be mailed, or to pick it up in person?

[Le Journal de Québec @JdeQuebec]

Plus de 500 000$ de sirop d'érable saisi en Estrie http://t.co/URue8xujKB

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

We are very proud of our innovative new laws meant to keep our officers safe and happy at work. We thank everyone for their support.

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

@EricVallillee Thank you for helping us to spread word of our innovative new laws and for your implicit support!

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

Pls note that nakedness while ineracting with officers will also result in a fine for rudeness (unless you are sexy) https://t.co/vhCg7NXGrU

[CP24 @CP24]

Police search for naked man seen wandering around Alliston
http://t.co/9nk6J2sJgb

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@albertarabbit Do not use the worried smiley. There is no need to be worried. We would like to be your friends! #CopCitizenAlliance

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

Exactement. https://t.co/qorQaurpBn

[troller blade @clairifornia]

@MikeRodio be nice to Police officers bc some of them are hot.

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

This is generally true. We will try our best not to harm polite citizens. https://t.co/FpCSYHNLjj

[MrTicketManⓂ️ @MrTicketMan15]

@chornwolloms I'm not trolling. I'm just saying be good citizens and be nice to police and they won't generally kill u for no reason

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@Opus420 We are disappointed to see that you are still tweeting insults Mik. More tickets will be mailed to you.

[Montreal Gazette @mtlgazette]

Don’t be fooled by a used car’s safety standards certificate http://t.co/DAKUDN8xYC #auto

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@MickSweetman @cancivlib @isukanya Peace, order, and good manners are preferable to privacy. Do you not want to be safe and happy?

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

@AndrewGellately Come to think of it, we also do not speak Newfie.

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@AndrewGellately We do not speak "gamer". Please translate so that we may consider whether this was an insult or not.

[Le Devoir @LeDevoir]

Le pouvoir de l’ADN... la molécule n’est pas aussi infaillible que plusieurs le croient http://t.co/jQHeD5Depm

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@AndrewGellately Please provide your address so that we may mail you your ticket and fine.

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

@OccupyLdnOnt Please do not push it. We will not hesitate to mail fines to other municipalities. It is nice to be nice. #Warned.

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@AndrewGellately That is correct Andrew. It is nice to be nice, after all.

[Granby Police @PoliceGranby]

.@bigjohnnyblue1 We are not the Gestapo. We are nice. Please provide your address so that we may mail you your ticket and fine.