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Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
Joined June 2009
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Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
This Ayatollah character never bores from my Enrico Pallazzo routine. Fortunately he's giving me a break so he can watch "Making HIS Band"
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
It's scum like this that makes me want to drop down on my knees and thank God I'm an American. Lt. Frank Drebin- reporting from
#Iran
-out!
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Found that Nordberg is here. Being used as Ayatollah's man-servant. Making him do horrible things... like play Parcheesi with
@M_Ahmadinejad
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Snuck into the Ayatollah's palae. Disguised as Enrico Pallazzo. Pretending to be Ayatollah's musical guest of the evening. (cont'd)
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Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Whew! Survived that scare. Better get out of these streets and find Nordberg before
#Ahmadinejad
does. Nordberg, where are you???
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
(cont'd)"Oh, this is a HAMAS meeting? I'm sorry, I thought the sign outside said 'HOMOS.' Praise Allah! Catch y'all on the flipside!"
#Iran
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Just yelled "Praise Allah, down with Infidels!" OK, things are better. Now they just think that I am a gay arab. Now what do I say????
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
...They are all staring at me because of my blue, red, yellow and white striped turbon with seashell pictures on it. Better think fast...
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Not smart move to impersonate Donahue. They are arresting journalists. Had to tie beach towel around my head, snuck into a Hamas meeting....
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Just realized
@M_Ahmadinejad
is a tweeter too. Will follow him, maybe he will lead me to Nordberg. I better go incognito...as Phil Donahue.
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Just landed in
@Iran
. The smell of tyrany is in the air, and the stench is thick, yet moist. Kind of makes me crave some curry & pigs feet.
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Ransom note from Ludwig. Nordberg has been kidnapped, taken to Iran. Have to catch next flight there. Gotta go- just tweeted in my pants!
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
The questions kept coming up like bubbles in the bathtub of a old man with IBS. Where was Nordberg? Whys he gone? And where the hell was I?
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Still on the hunt for Nordberg. Hopes are up. Won't rest till I find him. Oh, wow! New Spongebob episode on! OK, won't rest till after
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Got Vincent Ludwig and Quentin Hapsburg cornered. This time they won't get away, so long as I don't get foiled by Pap-Shmear again!
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
(cont'd) Knocking on the door of every whore in Venezuela until we find him! Hold strong Nordberg... we will find you. Lt. Drebin OUT!
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Things got strange this morning when Nordberg turned up missing. Last I heard he was going hiking up the Appalachian Trail. (cont'd)
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
almost 17 years ago
Nordberg and I are on a very serious mission. Surely, you say, it can't be serious? Well, it is serious! And don't call me SHIRLEY!!!
Frank Drebin
@PoliceSquad
about 17 years ago
Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I was going to have to be on my toes!
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