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How do you take the serious yet absurd and make it understandable yet offendable at the same time? A Polimerick, of course.

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Let's not forget how lucky we are to have a political party with internal disagreements on policy.

The alternative is one that has uniform, blind loyalty to an anti-science, anti-intellectual insurrectionist demagogue.

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When's the right time to suggest "All terrorists attacks matter" and that 45% of those who died in the twin towers had comorbidities?

Asking the insurrectionists, faux patriots, white nationalists.

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Stop sharing your beliefs on abortion. They're NOT yours.

You were mentally penetrated at a young age by men in power wanting to stay in power. They planted the seed of their beliefs in your mind and you carried them to full term. You were violated.

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The #1 cause of severe COVID infection is inhaling misinformation.

There ought to be an MSDS.

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Quick reminder: The new Texas law doesn't stop abortions. It stops safe abortions.

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We've been selling arms to the Middle East for decades, including Trump trying to push through $23B in drones and F-35 fighter jets in 2020.

So all of you who are horrified we left equipment in Afghanistan must be mad because we didn't make bank.

You shrewd capitalists, you!

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Help me out.
The same people that cry foul over 14 American soldiers dying in a war, on foreign land, by our adversary, are the same ones that don't give 3 craps about the 13,000 soldiers/veterans that we negligently killed with COVID here at home. They're even proud of it.

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@kittyclinton2

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@kcrw

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@TheMamattorney

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@WineDownWithKim

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@AlanLevinovitz

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@barnes_law

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If your religion mandates that you be a danger to other people in society, maybe you should find a god that isn't an asshole.

#VaccinePassport #VaccineMandates #vaccineexemption
#antivaxxers

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@nataleeyaaa

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@Kohlrabi82 @USMortality Umm, we haven't. Awkward...

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@AndyOstroy

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