Political Bluff

Bottom Tier Lawyer. Amateur Legal Analyst. Insufferable Commentator. Third-rate reporter. Involuntary Freelance Writer.

[Political Bluff @PoliticalBluff]

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@shawzsav Just missing a butt plug.

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Yeah wtf is this. Extremely weird behavior by both the VP and the grieving widow.

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

most wives would be booting their men out of bed and to the couch for this... but that's not a great option for usha either

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume https://t.co/Ui4Y7xFQkb

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@pugmane Coming for the Nancy Regan Spot.

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I owe an apology to stroke. SMH.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

This parade is comprised of our sons, daughters, mothers and fathers—the very best of us.

Regardless of your politics, it’s appropriate to celebrate the 250 years of sacrifice, dedication and service. 🇺🇸

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@sweetyoua Fred deserves the Mussolini treatment.

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Just some more jokes.

(I’m actually annoyed I am coming off as a Biden defender)

[corinna kopf @CorinnaKopf]

@PoliticalBluff it’s a joke 😵‍💫 multiple houses on my street have been hit multiple times and all with similar things taken…. you know everything don’t you

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@drewcouturier @CorinnaKopf Or not adverting you are away is a basic security measure that police departments across the country all advise to follow.

https://t.co/AEj1CnaPn5

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Ah yes. Blaming the president for home robbery. BFFR. Not to mention, all her socials are of her in vacationing in Australia. Which is just a welcome sign to burglars to come to empty house.

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@ascendingfn Lmao, LAPD has one of the highest police budgets of any department in the USA, but yes yes it’s the libtards fault. Can ya name a specific policy set by governor or president that lead to these problems…

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@CorinnaKopf sounds like an @LAPDHQ issue or whatever police department covers your street.

Pretty convenient to make a political statement, respond to other tweets saying “I didn’t vote for this” etc. but then default to “it’s a joke” when you get any push back…

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As someone that likes to know what they are doing a head of time, making plans with anyone in miami is my personal hell.

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This will be my new Burner lol.

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Just here so I don’t get fined

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@itsgroovybabyyy Link doesn’t go to your profile. Just home page. Might be broken link.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Ron DeSantis literally used Florida taxpayer money to pay for a scheme to pick up migrants who were in Texas - that is, not even in Florida - and fly them to Massachusetts. How are Floridians possibly okay with that?

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Doesn’t matter what office they holds a cop is always going to revert back to what they know, aka an authoritarian with deep disrespect of constitutional rights.

[Matthew Chayes @chayesmatthew]

“We pulled Trump off Twitter, because of what he was spewing. Yet we’re allowing music, displaying of guns, violence. We’re allowing it to stay on these sites”: @NYCMayor @ericadamsfornyc says he’ll summon social media cos over “alarming” “drill rap.”

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Keep your pets away from cops. M nothing cops do more than shoot your pet over bogus pretext.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Virginia police officer accused of fatally shooting fiancée's dog, fabricating story about a bear attack https://t.co/rArDx9vmdw