John Russo

Lots of people hate my political views🇺🇸 Pro Gun (2A) and Free Speech

[John Russo @PoliticalRusso]

I lost 60 pounds so here's a comparison if you guys fucking care idk...

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Elizabeth Warren runs 1/1024th of a mile.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

When you want Chick-fil-A but your mom tells you there’s food at home.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Touched by an 😇

[A-A-RON @A_ARON_3]

Me to me: “Wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud”

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

Looking for girlfriend,I mean wife:)

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Bros before hoes. Why? Because they've got your back after your ho rips your heart out. And you were nothing but great to your ho.

[Mitch @themitchellford]

Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a date and she said “it would be my pleasure” and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-ationship

[aaron⸆⸉ ☁️ @swiftnightz]

part 2 😭😭😭

[☆ mama kait ☆ @kaitlan_harmon]

this is why I still have Facebook, I definitely laughed at this a lot harder than I should have😂😂😂💀

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

When I see British citizens mocking the President, I just remember that in 100 years they went from ruling 1/4th of the world to living on an island the size of Michigan.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

That obviously just-purchased gay flag has more packaging creases than Kamala’s apron.

[John Russo @PoliticalRusso]

It’s to early to be at the airport... but heading to NC for a week ✈️ @L0nelyReaper

[Banks @Banks]

Was just in a gas station and saw a little homie, maybe 13 years old looking around. Offered to buy him a pack of Pokemon cards and he looked up and said "nah, I'll take a pack of JUUL pods though." When I told him no he told me to fuck myself. These kids are outta control.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

If you’re going to stage the photo, at least iron out the packaging creases on the brand new apron.

[Evan @Tschudi_Davai]

Life comes at ya fast, huh Ben Shapiro?