Political Sex

= Politics + Sex + Whatever the Hell We Want

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“@MittRomney: If we seize the moment and rise to the occasion, the century ahead will be an American Century.”

Uh... What?

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“@JoeBiden: Pass it on:”

This is the most generic politician saying thing we have ever read.

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Thanks for reminding us that you can remember things...

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@BarackObama Can't you take care of the last 50K? Or maybe @MittRomney; he's looking for a grass roots movement to show he's of the people

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RT “@MittRomney: .@BarackObama I love your sweet ass, too, yes, I will meet you for 69, whatever that is. PS this is DM like you showed me.”

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.@hardball_chris You haven't tweeted in a week, do you have diarrhea?

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I'm 110% sure that's impossible RT “@BarackObama: President Obama: “I am 110% behind our teachers." http://t.co/GxvJHWco”

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@SarahPalinUSA Who are you, again..?

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“@BarackObama: The race is on:”

Joe Biden's replacement; a solid move.

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Clint Eastwood's speech reminds us how terrible Space Cowboys was... Almost had forgotten that dog, damn it, Clint.

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@Jessica_Chobot Bush?

[Cluster F @TheClusterFshow]

“@fairwoodlanes: Hey, get your new ball here RT New episode "Cluster F - Like A Bowling Ball…”

Ha! Don't think they heard the context

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@mayoredlee calls for all business owners to release social/political positions? Wants 40-mile restraining order.

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@mayoredlee Do you know the social/political positions of all business owners in SF? #sanfrancisco

[Cory @CoryUpdate]

Radio School Blog of the Day: 22-year-old diva for senate http://t.co/6dN5MP8H @newstalk910

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Who says AR-15's aren't for hunting, what happens if you're rushed by 43 angry deer. True, it's never happened... Yet.

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@MittRomney 4 days since last tweet, unacceptable. Quick, say "repeal" or something...

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“@BarackObama: Who he's fighting for:”

Caption: "I really thought that brunette kid was going to get this photo gig."

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“@BarackObama: Who he's fighting for:”

Caption: "Why do those strangers keeping gesturing for me to look at this guy?"

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Love the Fourth of July, cable news just fills with military and fireworks fluff stories. At least there's no bullshit