Political Shrek

Just wanna live comfortably in my home. Alone! But turmoil always seems to find my doorstep.

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@spencerpratt Once again avoid policy to pocket watch. Losers.

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@tedcruz The military gives away about 40% of it's budget, every year, to other countries. We already have socialism, it's just not to us.

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@unusual_whales Bank run anyone?

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@tedcruz Half the people in these comments don't even know what Jim crow is.

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@MeghanMcCain Israel comes to me in a dream

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@sussydbaka Actually Hasan explained this, he said, Israel came to him in a dream

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@MeghanMcCain In 2022 clyburn, helped the Republicans gerrymandered every dem seat in SC, in return he got to keep his seat. The only dem seat from SC in the house.

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@MeghanMcCain Thanks for making it clear to everyone that you're anti-democracy

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@ChrisCillizza

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@jamestalarico Wait, does Ken Paxton have a glass eye?

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@sussydbaka Faaaahhhh

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@PossiblyOtter @chaser_bait What you gonna do? When hulkamania blows back on you?

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@unusual_whales Wow 2 massive rug pulls on 1 year, lucky us.

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@tweetsbybob_ Is she the little girl from finding Nemo?

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@unusual_whales Streets are gonna be wild when we have armies of homeless vets roided out on testosterone.

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@washingtonpost The copium is at record levels in the comments

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@TMZ @jacob_wass @tmz maybe you guys can go give mitch a visit?

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@bdomenech I mean it does help if your parents are in the government and have connections, amirite? Lol

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He's creating an army of Jokers

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The High-T Department of War.