PoliSmack

Correcting the clinically incorrect, mainly satire

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@billoreilly @CNN Kim Jun Un looks like a chubby baby, hard to believe he oppresses his people. Matter of fact, impossible to believe. Sorry @CNN

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@tedcruz Imagine being against this and bragging about it

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@EricLDaugh MAGA is so gay

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@mattgaetz @spencerpratt Acting like a child on stage doesn’t get votes in CA

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@Jim_Jordan Your district has a higher crime rate than every sanctuary city.

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@tedcruz The president said he was happy when Mueller died.

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@GovMikeHuckabee It’s like you are blind to Trumps tweets

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@tedcruz @RonnaMcDaniel Ted, remind us of how well JetBlue is doing again?

Two failing airlines merging doesn’t save a company.

This is just another Trump failure.

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@GerryCallahan Gerry, we understand you’re a dumbass, but you don’t need to announce it to the world.

The Spirit Airlines CEO blamed fuel costs for the final nail in the coffin.

JetBlue is hemorrhaging money and a merger wasn’t saving either of them.

Stop blaming Dems for failures under DJT

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@1MyOnlyAccount @TomiLahren Who abuses animals on farms? Republicans.

This is not a Democrat issue.

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@tedcruz He called your wife ugly and your dad a murderous traitor.

You lick his boots.

That’s the true TDS.

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@JohnCornyn Imagine being proud of that..

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@TomiLahren @JessicaTarlov Mainly the walking into a restaurant and needing to show ID…

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@ghskiff @tedcruz So if a Democrat reaches across the aisle, they’re heroes.

If a Republican does the same thing, they’re a rino…

So you see how bad you’re being manipulated by MAGA yet?

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@ghskiff @tedcruz Not what happened. Yikes, you only read fake news huh?

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@ghskiff @tedcruz Got it, so there’s no policy, you’re just shouting Republican propaganda.

They got you good.

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@RealJamesWoods *Republicans actively trying to cheat and being open about it*

“Look at the Dems cheating!”

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@ghskiff @tedcruz You can’t even name the policy.

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@ghskiff @tedcruz Like the 4 year old school boy? Very dangerous.

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@ghskiff @tedcruz Who is in control of the House, Senate, and WH right now?

But yeah, blame the Dems.