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Our politics have much in common with the kayfabe of pro-wrestling. This account is dedicated to looking at politics thru the 'politics as pro-wrestling' trope.

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@ericweinstein Bat theory is a work of pure kayfabe. Those who believe COVID came from bat may also believe Iron Sheik and Hacksaw Jim Duggan were mortal enemies. The world has been ''worked''.

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@ericweinstein @PolitiFact Fact-checkers exist only in the notion of kayfabe.

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@ericweinstein Would love to chat with you in depth about kayfabe. That is my own theory of everything. How about it?

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I absolutely love Cesaro and always have but Roman needs to hold onto that strap until AT LEAST WM 38. Best run of Roman's career right now. Right place, wrong time for Cesaro.

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Mr. Hop deserves the pop. I'm fine with that tag match, got the crowd hot.

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Mask-less faces behind the announcers table, oh my! Only WWE can bring back a sense of normalcy.

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Cesaro baby!! A great win, well-deserved. Excellent match too that popped the crowd.

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Cesaro in 13-14 seemed to be a top 5 guy. Loved every one of his matches. Then they severely dropped the ball with him. Rollins v. Cesaro definitely strong contender for match of the night. Hoping Cesaro gets the W & chance to finally climb up the card again. Seth doesnt need it.

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Bayley was the women's MVP of the Thunderdome/PostModern Era. She should have at least been inserted in the tag team turmoil match. #NotOnCard

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Poor Drew but his redemption arc over the next year will be worth it. Lashley needs to hold that title and be the man for awhile so that Lashley vs. Lesnar can be a SummerSlam box office smash!

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@AustinCreedWins @Themikalmosley Cobain and 2Pac, everyone else is miles away.

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@tedcruz He is talking about the girl that was fired from Mandalorian.

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@AndrewYang I like you on a lot of things Andrew, but strongly disagree here. My body, my choice.

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@MichaelSteele That would be a great Apatow movie plot line. Now that he said it by accident, his dad will make him live it and Eric will fake come out as gay for an 'October surprise'.

"You need to do this Eric, my numbers with the gays will be huge'

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@esglaude @MichaelSteele I happened to hear your comments this evening on @MSNBC in reference to pro-wrestling. Please check out my latest post. Trump is the 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase of the political world https://t.co/S5q2IN6IO7

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Marx is for marks.

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@voiceswrestling I've been wondering the same about the Fatal 4 Way match for next week. Are Ciampa, Gargano, Cole, Balor all heels?

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@FTKail Loved that match, AJ looks like the best wrestler in the world and Roman is pretty damn good too, first time I truly believed Roman could hold his own with just about anybody. Probably a top 10 match of the last 10 years.

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"You will never see it coming"

Clever advertising. With that one would assume some sort of epic swerve or at least a mid-level swerve?

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@kanyewest Dear Ye, I am interested in working for your campaign. I have the meta vision you need working for you. Also an MA in Political Science. DM me.