Nosferatu

7'1, green, single (looking for hot chicks), jacked, built like a truck

#badware banner by @rottenristic

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

I'm planning to make an ASYM game entirely with AI coding - The catch? You play AS the AI! Each AI character will balance and script themselves - I will entirely vibecode everything else!

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

who the fuck. IM JUST TRYING TO FIX MY KEYBOARD DIDE

[ConsiderThis @CountBellamarre]

Male orgasm: Beautiful. Dionysian. Celebration, semen is confetti. Cock twitches like it's dancing. Veins contract like lightning bolts. Energy. Fire.

Female orgasm: Disgusting. Gross screaming. Piss. Woman curls up quivering, resembles dying animal. Probably not even real

[abug @AVeryChuddyBug]

Pb14:00 is egregious dogshit to play due to the playerbase being dead and the ones left being the people with like 93843764473839494838747 days of playtime no I don’t wanna play against 3 gunhounds at once who circle me and shoot me 6 times as I have less than a day of playtime

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A woman is facing felony charges after allegedly posing as a substitute teacher because she was bored and hated kids

She called one student "fat boy" and separated the class by race and gender

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

@NOTBBB0650 it is left intentionally ambiguous whether or not the groomed individual is being coerced into behaving in a particularly positive, neutral, or negative manner

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

when u groom a minor to do something idk 😭

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

i have been watching you from this secret hole for the past few months... you disgust me.

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

@SharkyLeo_YT sharing is caring verde

[isaac @npdtrapped_]

#itrapped #forsaken

[CraftyMasterman 🇨🇦 @CraftyMasterman]

You guys have no idea how big this is for redstone holy fucking balls

[Nachosforfree @nachosemmit]

When the alter who's been host for your entire life has been MIA for weeks

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

@silentwisperer_ java does what bedrockn't

[kumo, #1 toy freddy gooner @kumotacloudz]

a collection of sorts

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

@IamASandtrooper you just put a bunch of bullshit together and youre trying to say it meant something?? 😭

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

people accusing this of being fake as if there's zero warning for the npc jumping themselves straight into valhalla after their literal mental breakdown 😭 yo this one is genuinely on the forsaken devs idgaf

[buttsarin blingsuer @BAEMONSHANK]

@PolkaPolkaTea abuse is a pillar of fascism and unless someone has the braincells to acknowledge that Real life abuse is bad and not justify it with a fantasy hypothetical that essentially never happens it’s sludgetime

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

@BAEMONSHANK bsky is supposed to be my heckin chungus website why does it have incestuous and pedophilic users :( no but god forbid i call someone a retard 😭

[Nosferatu @PolkaPolkaTea]

@BAEMONSHANK the only thing i would've liked more than this texture update is creepers getting a retexture. alternatively the record player becoming an actual gramophone or something similar