I’ll know I’ve made it when I can buy a @Dyson V11 Outsize outright before walking away from the store with the confidence of a man walking outside, in the morning, to grab the mail in a silk robe and boxers shorts.
Update: days dealing with @UPS lead to headaches. Minutes on a text chat with Vishal @AmazonHelp lead to me at least being made whole. Customer service in 2022 is crazy 🤯
@UPS is such a terrible company that you have to set up a profile in order to tell them how they messed up. A profile I’m sure they’ll just use to spam promo. Ever Ihate- or UPSsux- iteration has been taken as a username. GOD BLESS!
Now I need to talk to someone @amazon customer service. I’m sure they’re not going to just say talk to @UPS . I’m sure they will be respectful of my time 😔