Polly Shaw

Dream beautiful and unusual 🦄

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

If anything’s going to help you get over the bank holiday come down it’s watching Theresa May dance with the school kids

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

@libbybarrett_

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level grades aren’t any good. I got a C and 2 Us. And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Something about abba that makes me want to dance on a table absolutely shitfaced

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Of course I get back to England and the weather is FUCKING SHIT. Always the way

[Nicholas Moore @NickyMoore89]

Have just watched this about 40 times in a row and canny see for tears 😂😂😂

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Nothing more devastating sending a terrible Snapchat to you group chat then realizing it's on ye fuckin story

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Hopefully, the excitement of murdering a beautiful creature caused the fat cunt to have a heart attack.

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

The desert restaurant opening the month I return in the traff is the cherry on top of a fab year 😍

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Not coping well with how much I miss salt and pepper chips n prosseco, I'll be coming for you soon 💗

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Fitness level: out of breath after a game of table football

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

My sandals getting stolen from outside the hostel and being found on a very questionable looking woman is my highlight of laos

[Lauren (Loz) @LondonaLozzy]

Diana, your son got married today. The flowers in Meghan's bouquet were hand picked by him from your garden. The hymn they sang was played at your funeral. You may not have been there in person, but you were definitely there in spirit. You’d be so proud of him. #RoyalWedding

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

Not content with killing one Lion, this BASTARD found the need to slaughter THREE of them !

RT if you want a GLOBAL ban on #TrophyHunting NOW!!

#WorthMoreAlive

#BanTrophyHunting

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Just got asked if me and Libby were brother and sister- me being the brother 🙃

[Green Day @GreenDay]

Green Day wanna party with Cardi @iamcardib

[Rachel Fenton @RachelFenton_]

Obesity & obesity related conditions costs the NHS £16 billion a year. This is NOT 'fatshaming'. This is the harsh reality and hopefully a wake up call for people risking their health every day by being overweight. https://t.co/4CPbOidKEo

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Why does Britney Spears constantly look like she's just got home from the sesh

[Polly Shaw @PollyShaw_]

Couldn't be happier knowing that next year is going to be an unreal one 🌴🌞🍒 @libbybarrett_ me & u 🏄🏽‍♀️🏄🏼‍♀️