Andrew Pollard 🌱💚

What kind of creature bore you, was it some kind of bat. They can’t find a good word for you. I can. Twat. (JCC)

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

Back at the bin. What an eye opener. Shameful. #huddersfield #YorkshireWater #pooprats #poofairy

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@nuddypants I saw that last time I was up there and looked it up. It’s for the poet Ammon Wrigley. His ashes were scattered up there also.

[himintshorts 🐾 @himintshorts]

Making good progress on HIS expansion:

~ 2nd van purchased & collected
~ Design for decals signed off & booked in
~ Accountant working on changing HIS status to a partnership
~ And first bookings for new dogs too

[himintshorts 🐾 @himintshorts]

After 2 very successful years the time is right to grow the business by adding a 2nd van to the fleet.

This means a new set of dogs to fill it, so we are officially back open to new business.

I’m delighted to welcome @dannypollz98 to HIS as a co-owner too. Exciting times 🐶🐱

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@ChaddersAndrew It would be if I was looking to get another van and expand the empire. I’m not though so it’s a string of declines. Any new dog walkers will be laughing though, good time to start up. Feel for some dogs, 24/7 company to alone for 8+hrs.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

A new record…declined 5 separate walking requests in 1 day. Typically get that number in 2-3 months. Now had 10 enquiries in 5 days.
All bar one ‘lockdown puppies’, owners now back at work. What were they expecting!!😡

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

Great news from Emily’s scan today, all ok & stable plus bloods improved from last review. Oncologist was really impressed with how well she is doing and how she is getting her life back to normal, said she looks amazing! Very proud 🥰

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@MartinBown I have 5 monsters…and about 15 normals. I like them, but they do become a little bit much. Wish it was as easy to grow some other stuff.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

A monster courgette out of the garden. Got another 5 like this, gonna be eating courgette for months 🥒

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@CurseCurse__ Couldn’t help thinking that it was sad on several levels. Sad for the victims. Sad for what it was like back then. And sad that Brexit, attitude to Grenfell, the whole rhetoric around folk in dinghies is taking us back there.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

Finally got round to watching all 3 of Steve McQueens ‘The Uprising’. Incredibly powerful, really important and very very relevant.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@CurseCurse__ One of them was the holy grail of shit walking specifications…

Midday…Solo…30 mins

Erm no thank you!

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@Nigel_Farage @RNLI Prick!

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@ScissettTerrier Yep, absolutely full of idiots.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

Wow! There’s an ever growing number of dangerous fruit cakes in this country. And idiots that follow/share their beliefs.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

Pathetic behaviour, but surely not surprising. Where did those that bet on them think they go at retirement, beautiful pastures! Same as greyhounds, whilst making money they live (a pretty shit life). Soon as the winnings stop they are fucked.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Thousands of racehorses are being sent to slaughterhouses in Britain and Ireland, BBC investigation finds
https://t.co/iaVoNitnqK

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@CurseCurse__ Ha ha. Yeah I’ve flashed my phone at those barcode things a few times, without turning it on 🤣

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

I know plenty others already have, but with this mornings fuckwittery coming from this totally incompetent government, the app has been deleted. Utterly pointless anyway.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@CurseCurse__ Ive used it twice I think. Never been pinged. Our jobs aren’t exactly the type to be impacted, plus I spend time avoiding being near folk anyway.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@RishiSunak Shamed into a decision to right something that was so obviously wrong. Embarrassing.

[Andrew Pollard 🌱💚 @Pollz70]

@BorisJohnson @RishiSunak @sajidjavid I’ve been a fully compliant/responsible citizen despite not ever agreeing with your handling of the pandemic (been appalling end to end). But with today’s news you can stick your app. I’m sure I’ll be one of very many. Well done!