Random Hoe Online

+18 NSFW. She/Her. Just a place to discard my randon thoughts trough the day, most are violently sexual.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

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[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Oi, só pra avisar. Se tu é contra Carnaval, não é não gostar é ser
>>>CONTRA<<<

Você é chato para um Caralho.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Oi, só pra avisar. Se tu é contra BBB, não é não gostar é ser >>>CONTRA<<<

Você é chato para um caralho.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Vetting for BDSM partners should look more like a job interview then like bar flirting.
Take this to heart.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Me in an Airbnb with full access to every streaming service under the sun + pirate bay

Me: *binge watchs Avatar: The Legend of Aang for the 17373625142940 time*

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Me a 24 yo ADULT WOMAN at 4am:
"Beau...Beau, wake up! In stuck in this chair and i can't get out 🥺"

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Me: *wonders the house at 4am*
Bf: *wakes up and fetches me for snuggles* "you keep bad thoughts away"
Me:

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

"you don't have to make your mental illness your personality hurdur"

Dude... That's literally all i have.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

I'll have to fucking prove I'm in sound mind to have Tube ligation. That's so fucking insane.
IF IM NOT SOUND OF MIND, ILL HAVE TO >RAISE A HUMAN BEING<
this is so backwords. Absolute bullshit.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Notes for my tube ligation appointment #001:

There's probably few things in this world then failing to teach someone how to use a toilet.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

My absolutely conservative aunt is at my house on the same day I intend to reunite some friends. All of them LGBT.
Imma kick her out of the house if she missgenger my friends

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

I hate that the phrase "you're way hotter then your sister" brings me so much joy.
I need a therapist fuck sakes

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Oi, só pra avisar. Se tu é contra BBB, não é não gostar é ser >>>CONTRA<<<

Você é chato para um caralho.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Going on a Sleep date. It's 6am. The idea is sleep the entire day, wake up, sex, sleep again 🥰

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

"You can't have ADHD, you have all your documents in order and labeled. You kept a 2017 lab test!"

I have no words to describe how much i hate you and how shallow your understanding of ADHD is.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

I'll be unavailable for the next 15 days or so. Thank you all.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

@bigbigwtf @tryrichie @choquei Nunca palavras mais loucas foram ditas sob o sol.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

I'd a 100% do Bert from the big bang theory. Tall, chubby and bearded. That's my type for men.
HE'D GIVE ME ALL THE PRETTIEST ROCKS TOO!!! I WANNA

[Laura Sabino @mylaura_m]

"A esquerda não quer vingança'' FALE POR VOCÊ

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

Mano o ibanes rocha não tá metendo um "quem me conhece sabe". NÃO É POSSÍVEL

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

That's the tweet.

[Random Hoe Online @PolyHoeThoughts]

One shouldn't browse tinder while horny for the same reason one shouldn't do groceries while hungry