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The only thing that is real is the present, and you’ve plundered it, robbed it of the very geniuses that might have averted the dystopia you so fear” Reddington

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Got a haircut. Read a book. Now I’m Poly Thotart #gay #gaypits #alphapits

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Get ready to be amazed!ngl bc i am @0xCoinwizard @_haml0 @benkahlamarket1 @Maryhs65 @AssetsGamer @elampanama8 @Jimmyxmerlyn

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Lets go P💸R💸O💸F💸I💸T @juanjomarkez @cepiiycantik @chimirology @SurferClout @MrCryptobeastOG @ADoufia @itsguptanishant @The__Book__ @JacobG_33 @VVatrim @edmagrip @DNft420 @Septentr10n @Risto96716227 @Outfitmechanic @here_4_waifu @FeriYantores

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No way im not making this list😭 @RedCornerDog @mukenya_titus @wangdahai666 @flacomenoide @leesullivan @BrainBananas @TheexplorersNFT @danlargo @inst1nct_08 @dougEphrsh @web3swiss

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Thanks for the airdrop, this is a great way to show love for the community! 💖🌟 @dilutethepower @evangelistvinny @Riyanhc2 @Adriann28484970 @TanvirShehab @durimarro @moli0023 @davidmeyreles @0x2023winx @Mahdi758277 @Kaii21317934 @FrenchGive @winifrevdaughn1 @InvestorMarx

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Why TF would you answer “Tentatively Accepted” for a meeting time you knew you were going to be on a plane? 😡
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Were you hoping for a major breakthrough on FAA regulations, common courtesy, & airline technology in the next 2 days?
#CorporateLife #corporatememe #workfromhome #wfh

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Mantra for today: It is not my duty to take on other people’s challenges

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Are people missing how gracefully @LooseyLaDuca dealt with immature personalities in this last episode? Werq you werqaholic! 💕🌈 #dragrace

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Is Luxx fashionable or just skinny? #DragRace

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*googles Hillary Duff wallets* @SalinaEstitties 👀

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@AndrewBarretCox @LooseyLaDuca @janjanjan They are songs that are unforgettable, and the only drag race songs I have favorited on my Spotify… well, those two and read you, wrote you… but that’s it!!!

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#NewProfilePic

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@LooseyLaDuca @LooseyLaDuca we love you , and if I’m being honest I felt and vibed with your frustration in untucked. It was giving Jewish mom energy and I lived.

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As someone who did gymnastics for many years, and cringes at drag queens that have terrible form on their cartwheels, its really sexy to see my partner Dakarai do cartwheels with fantastic form

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*allegedly*

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Loved the songs on the halftime show. Love that Rihanna coming back to music. Happy that she’s illegedly pregnant. HOWEVER, WHERE WERE THE GAGS?
One aesthetic the entire time? No tear away outfits? No special guests? No surprises?

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Me: today I woke up and decided I love the Kardashians
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Husband: you’re a little late to the party beeb. Everyone hates them now.
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Me: we’ll, if tomorrow I’m ambivalent towards them, that’s my right too. Now get your f*cking a$$ up and work.

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So last night I was revenge rhinestoning… cuz that’s now a thing in my life

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Husband: “I think our dog has a lump.”
Me:
Husband: “oh wait, that’s his penis.”
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Stay in school, kids

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My sister in law called me drunk from a cruise ship, told me I looked handsome and about the hot younger guy she’s dating as she strutted through the halls of the ship. Feeling pretty good about the family I married into #inlaws #marriedlife

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@ginatonicnyc Nikki Glaser called singer Jewel “Trailer Swift” in the Roast if Rob Lowe, and I thought it was brilliant