Mary

When I figure out who I am, I'll post it here first.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I guess the only question that remains is how long of a standing ovation do you give someone who just hit someone?

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Thought experiment: same scene, same joke, but replace Chris Rock with Ricky Gervais.

[Mary @PolySci100]

I’m not a freedom fighter. But today I changed our coffee creamer to International Delight and our dog food to Blue Buffalo #BoycottNestle #nevergoingbacktonestle

[Irish Foreign Ministry @dfatirl]

“Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine”

“We live in each other’s shelter”

On this #StPatricksDay

#Ireland 🇮🇪 stands in solidarity with the people of #Ukraine

We are thinking of you today

[Carl Bildt @carlbildt]

All of us must now face the reality that we will not have peace in Europe until there is regime change in Russia. Then we should seek to welcome a new Russia as a partner for peace.

[Jayne Miller @jemillerbalt]

Gov Larry Hogan has not addressed the Covid data blackout in Maryland in more than a week.
He is, however, appearing on Fox News Sunday morning.

[Mary @PolySci100]

@cvspharmacy I scheduled an appt for vaccinations for my son with autism at CVS #2045 in Parkville MD. Arrived on time there were 12 people waiting. Asked employee if we needed to wait even though we had an appointment. Were rudely told my son would have to wait. #boycottcvs

[Mary @PolySci100]

@cvspharmacy What's the point of making an appointment for vaccinations when there is a line of over 10 people you must wait behind! And the employee attitude was nothing short of rude. #cvssucks

[Mary @PolySci100]

@JaneFallon An ear and forehead thermometer. My babies are in their 20’s now and I still remember who gave me that thermometer. First time parents worry and this can help calm them and prevent unnecessary doctor visits.

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

It will be 20 years before people will be able to step foot in Notre Dame again & in the meantime work will continue to restore it. It will be 1000 years from when construction began when it opens again..

Future generations are worth our investment.

[Adele @Adele]

Easy On Me - October 15

[Mary @PolySci100]

@capitalweather what are the all time high and low temps for Baltimore and DC? Really need to know.

[Mary @PolySci100]

@JustinWeather what is the all time high and low temps in Baltimore?

[Mary @PolySci100]

@NWS_BaltWash I’m having trouble negotiating your website. What is the all time high temp and the all time low temp for Baltimore?

[Mary @PolySci100]

It would have been a great horror series, but it tried to have deeper meaning that it couldn’t deliver #MidnightMass

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I find wearing a mask A LOT easier than wearing a bra.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Can someone explain to me the benefits of Brexit now we are out of the EU. We have a shortage of truck drivers,small biz can't buy or sell unless they set up symbolic companies in the EU. In my opinion the decision to leave was the biggest mistake this country has ever made.

[Katty Kay @KattyKay_]

There is something really unsettling about watching this level of American incompetence. For those who believe the world is safer when the US is effective and engaged, seeing the US national security operation perform so poorly is worrying.