Polycap_Caleb

Huh!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ringworms ended with the older generation. But somehow, you still find a kid born juzi juzi suffering from mashilingi all because his millennial & Gen Z mum decided to engage in horizontal engineering with an ancestor who witnessed the independence celebrations at Uhuru park.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company”

— Benjamin Franklin Wade

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“if you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”

— Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaur

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Condomize guys, your womenz have become loose. They will convince you that they got the infection from public toilet. Chesaa!!

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The big names go fishing 🎣

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.”

- Seneca

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

Are these the Gen Zs that Criminal Ruto want to Compete With?

[Polycap_Caleb @PolycapOdiero]

@ComedianMwirigi @o_mwandi Rewind

[HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi]

What’s there to prove kaa unajua mfuko iko hali gani🎶

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

[Fanaka Studios @FanakaStudios]

For the first time in the #HSBCSVNS2 2026, #Kenya7s has beaten USA.

#RugbyKE

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Nyasaye!!! Mayai ilifika 18 bob lini?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women make money to show off. Men make money to lift others. Nobody should tell you men and women can ever be equal.

[Its.Cisco.Entertainment🇰🇪🏁 @Frankey_cisco]

Na nimewaambia tu msikanyage chini mimi ndio kadere

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Is it only Africans who hate saying their names at the door 😂

Home owner: “Who is it”
Africans: “Me ” 😂

[Anabiya @Anabiya_live]

Best brands for your electronics

1. television - LG
2. washing machine - samsung
3. microwave - panasonic
3. air conditioner - daikin
5. pressing iron - philips
6. gaming console - sony
7. refrigerator - LG
8. laptop - apple
9. smartphone - samsung
10. tablet - apple
11. anc headphones - sony
12. bluetooth speaker - JBL
13. smartwatch - apple
14. camera (mirrorless) - sony
15. ceiling fan - ox
16. diesel generator - cummins

You might need this list

[School Of Great Men @SchoolOfGr8Men]

🧠 Things to teach your kids

♟️ Chess
🩹 First aid
💪 Resilience
🌌 Astronomy
🗣️ Persuasion
🔄 Adaptability
🪞 Self-respect
🥋 Self-defence
🍳 Cooking skills
📢 Assertiveness
⏰ Managing time
🙂 A good attitude
🎤 Public speaking
🧩 Problem solving
🔍 Self-awareness
🌱 Gardening skills
🤝 How to volunteer
🤝 How to negotiate
🏕️ Living off the land
🛠️ Basic home repair
🚀 Starting a business
💰 Money management
💬 Good communication
📵 Don’t watch the news
❤️ Emotional intelligence
🧘 How to manage stress
🚗 Basic car maintenance
⚖️ How to make a decision
🎯 How to influence people
👩‍👧 How to be a great mother
💭 It’s okay to feel your emotions
🧠 Mental frameworks for thinking
💞 Understanding healthy relationships
🌟 Building others up, not tearing them down
🧩 Problem-solving over memorization
🧭 Exploration over conformity
🎨 Creativity over rote learning
🏋️ The value of hard work
🤍 How to be kind to everyone
🚧 Why failure is the path to success
🧠 How to think, not what to think
🔄 How to adapt, not conform
🦁 How to lead, not follow
🛠️ How to create, not consume
🐾 Taking care of animals
🗣️ Good use of language
👫 Opposite sex relationships
🥗 Healthy food choices
🎵 Music, listening and performing
🌍 General culture
🗺️ Foreign languages
👑 Leadership
🗿 Stoicism
🌙 Fasting
🏃 Sports
🎮 Video games
🕉️ Spirituality
✈️ Travelling
✍️ Copywriting
🎨 Drawing
💖 Self-love
🧾 Digital literacy
🔐 Online safety & privacy
🤖 AI basics
📚 Reading habits
🧠 Critical thinking
📊 Financial discipline
🌍 Environmental responsibility
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Empathy
🛌 Sleep hygiene
⚖️ Ethics & integrity

What more would you add?

[Technology & Machines 👩‍💻⚙️ @logiclpd]

75 PHRASAL VERBS 🔥
1. Pass away - Die
2. Put off - Postpone
3. Figure out - Solve
4. Bring up - Mention
5. Take off - Depart
6. Run into - Meet
7. Look for - Search
8. Give up - Surrender
9. Blow up - Explode
10. Count on - Rely
11. Go ahead - Proceed
12. Pull over - Stop car
13. Back up - Support
14. Shut down - Close
15. Pick out - Choose
16. Bring about - Cause
17. Find out - Discover
18. Get away - Escape
19. Move on - Continue
20. Look up - Search info
21. End up - Result
22. Drop off - Deliver
23. Bring in - Introduce
24. Make up - Invent
25. Pass out - Faint
26. Keep on - Continue
27. Go over - Review
28. Turn on - Activate
29. Point out - Highlight
30. Look after - Care for
31. Go up - Increase
32. Get along - Relate
33. Act up - Misbehave
34. Use up - Consume
35. Hang out - Relax
36. Check on - Monitor
37. Look back - Reflect
38. Take in - Absorb
39. Do over - Repeat
40. Set up - Arrange
41. Look out - Watch
42. Give in - Yield
43. Write down - Note
44. Hand in - Submit
45. Bring along - Accompany
46. Step down - Resign
47. Zone out - Lose focus
48. Grow up - Mature
49. Carry on - Continue
50. Go away - Leave
51. Eat out - Dine
52. Account for - Explain
53. Turn off - Deactivate
54. Work out - Solve
55. Take up - Begin
56. Drop by - Visit
57. Call off - Cancel
58. Show up - Arrive
59. Set off - Start
60. Hold on - Wait
61. Turn down - Reject
62. Put away - Store
63. Pick up - Collect
64. Go on - Continue
65. Back down - Retreat
66. Check in - Register
67. Bring along - Accompany
68. Pass out - Faint
69. Bring in - Introduce
70. Find out - Discover
71. Take off - Depart
72. Keep on - Continue
73. Break up - Separate
74. Run out of - Deplete
75. Wake up - Awaken

[Technology & Machines 👩‍💻⚙️ @logiclpd]

Basic English vs Advanced English

1. Wait a minute. → Hold on a sec.
2. I agree. → I’m on the same page.
3. Stop it. → Cut it out.
4. I disagree. → I’m not convinced.
5. I’m tired. → I’m exhausted.
6. I’m busy. → I’m tied up.
7. I’m hungry. → I’m starving.
8. I’m happy. → I’m delighted.
9. I’m sad. → I’m heartbroken.
10. I’m scared. → I’m terrified.
11. I’m angry. → I’m furious.
12. I’m confused. → I’m puzzled.
13. I’m ready. → I’m all set.
14. I’m leaving. → I’m heading out.
15. I’m not sure. → I’m uncertain.
16. I don’t know. → I have no clue.
17. It’s easy. → It’s effortless.
18. It’s difficult. → It’s challenging.
19. Hurry up! → Pick up the pace!
20. I’m listening. → You have my full attention.

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

WE’VE DONE IT! HISTORY MAKERS! 🏆