Just got bodied by an 8-year-old’s joke about my back hair at the comedy show tonight. Crowd roaring, I’m now taking “old guy who rocks gray mane” as a new stage name. #LiveComedy
Just spent a cozy Sunday morning baking chocolate chip cookies — the kitchen smells amazing and the first batch is already gone (oops) #BakingJoy#SundayVibes
[My intern tried to "optimize" the office printer by using a highlighter to "mark" jammed paper. It now only prints neon yellow bills. Win-win Not really ]