Pontius the Pilot

Former Governor of Judea. Ranking as high as any in Rome. When in the RAF, I used to slip the surly bonds of earth. Though I never touched the face of God!

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“Twitter shows an undeniable right wing bias.”
That would be funny if it weren’t so ludicrous!

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@FXMC1957 Passenger 1A…

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@ElessarVIII @DurhamWASP There’s a reason nobody recognises the ‘famous’ Norwegians on the tails of Norwegian Airlines aircraft…

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@adamboultonTABB You’re a Tw*t Bunter.

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@artyfarty75 @andrewlawrence

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@MikeTappTweets You’re still a dick!

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@TheSimonEvansX @BurnsideWasTosh “So good.”

‘You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.’

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@foggydave @godblesstoto @Heccles94 We all like to think that we can dance and have a good sense of humour.

I just hope you dance…

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@foggydave @godblesstoto @Heccles94 I don’t think so. Jarvis was a delightfully funny well observed character in the best tradition of satire.

Harry, on the other hand, is one of the nut jobs who are destroying this country…

https://t.co/uYuP4WaOvA

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@WireSpy92 “Saturday” in Swansea.

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@michaelwhite You need to seek medical help White. You are obviously losing it.

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@UKLabour Most Labour MPs struggle to define what a woman is, let alone protect their rights.
You picked a poor subject for an attack line.

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@pensandpoison "Pretentious, moi?"

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@FlashForFreedom Nice to see you back.

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@bphillipsonMP They’re not free you imbecile.

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@Imran_HussainMP Congratulations.
I think that’s the best ratio I’ve seen in a long time.

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@dearbrit_ian @DouggieDabbler @reformparty_uk Come on, let's have a bare knuckle then.

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@AndyMpolitics @FraserNelson @IsabelOakeshott Truly, you’re a dipshit, seek help…

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@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens

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@Edwina_Currie @RAF_Luton But I guess that you have no problem with the fact the aircraft was flown by “Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew”.

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@Chuck3504975106 @ThomasSowell It’s comforting to know that fifty years ago people were capable of landing on the moon.
Additionally, they were capable of stringing together a coherent sentence which employed the correct use of grammar and punctuation, unlike Chuck…