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@jeremykauffman It’s going to take more than this to get my follow back but this was like the good old Jeremy, bravo for saying something actually funny. Even if you’re gonna keep licking Trump’s sack at least do it like this - with humor and some subtlety.

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@adamrayon @nikola_mr64990 Incel?

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@JulieBorowski Problem is your takes are mid. If your feed is full of posts about how you should vote republican and you’re trying to appeal to libertarians that shit ain’t gonna work.

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@ewarren Are all women as dumb as you?

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@JulieBorowski Oh look you’re boring @jeremykauffman’s boring little sister.

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@jeremykauffman You used to be fun. Now you’re a bore

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@jeremykauffman “perpetual losing” - the don’s tip got stuck on your lips when he pulled out last night.

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@jeremykauffman You’re an idiot if you think Republicans are any better.

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@Jason You would know, you’re the Muzak of X.

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@B52186213183172 @RabbiJeffx “Answer with one word: This not hypothetical, Would you save 1 million non-Jews or 1 Jew?”

The reply was “non-Jews”

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@jeremykauffman @EricBrakey I’ll take a petulant child over a simping Kauffman.

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@JoelWBerry that last sentence where your demonstrate you really are a stupid little bitch 😂

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@RealCandaceO He is dumb enough.

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@jeremykauffman Depends how you define “work”

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@jeremykauffman @justinamash And there’s only 1 libertarian with TSS.

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@TiffanyFong I love the face dance girl and all the curmudgeons commenting on her and blowing her up.

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@jeremykauffman Why are your tweets so boring all of a sudden?

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@jeremykauffman It seems Trump’s 🍆 is still stuck in @jeremykauffman’s throat.

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@ComicDaveSmith I had to stop listening after the first 10 minutes. My girl sucks at debating, and I couldn’t listen to her lose to that scumbag.

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@RealCandaceO He got what he wanted already and didn’t have to pay you one cent.