lou

uhhh good tweet machine broken snap: louie_dupont

[lou @PooPont]

https://t.co/07JK76TxLE

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[lou @PooPont]

Survive this Jeff's island?

[lou @PooPont]

*when you see the bouncer walk in through the stall door crack*

[lou @PooPont]

E (verybody) = M(unches)C(*nt)^2
-Albert Epstein

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no

[lou @PooPont]

This is what it feels like answering a question as a 6th year in college

[lou @PooPont]

Nothing like being a poor shmuck watching all these hot rich tik tok influencers begging me to follow them on new apps. 辣妹我无法抗拒你!!

[lou @PooPont]

Woke up at 5:30 am and went to the gym. Call me Goggins. (Had to leave my apartment because of noise coming from my neighbors. Let's just say the early bird got the worm)

[lou @PooPont]

@Barstool_Pete

[lou @PooPont]

Girl at the bar asked me if I was embarrassed being a 6th and seeing all my friends starting careers. Told her how it is - alphas stay in the back of the pack to make sure all the beta's eat 💯

[lou @PooPont]

@Barstool_Pete Sorry bastard I meant 6th year

[lou @PooPont]

@KerryGoldBoy

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

“there’s 2 girls but because of the ravages of socialism, they’re forced to share just 1 cup”

[lou @PooPont]

What age as a white man do you add the stupid hat to the arsenal? Trying to figure out if I'm on the right track

[lou @PooPont]

If you ride a bike or a loud motorcycle I hope you know I'm thinking of a particular slur when I see you

[lou @PooPont]

This is what's like trying to put the drunkest friend in the Uber

[lou @PooPont]

LETTSSS GOOO #wolves

[lou @PooPont]

Me trying to act casual to the bouncer after leaving the handicap stall

[lou @PooPont]

Me making room for my 4th plate:

[lou @PooPont]

@dosequisgoat Thank you Nathanael

[lou @PooPont]

*an announcer talking about sierana williams in her prime*
"she really is a unbeatable women!"
Chirs Brown: "Wait one second"