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Hello everyone! This is a fan made account run by two people(No we won’t say who), who love poofesure and the crazy shit he says. This is a place where everyone can share snd laugh at the funny things Poof says in his streams, videos and everywhere else.

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@jonxwrestling @amazingratatoui You’d think someone with autism would know not everyone picks up on a joking tone

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@girlkissingdyke @seveneclipses @lwtloverotb @existforpedro @glorstruggles I woke up like 5 minutes ago so this funny ass thread is the highlight of my day. Like damn ya’ll making ME invested 👀

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@seveneclipses @lwtloverotb @girlkissingdyke @existforpedro @glorstruggles Me with absolutely no stake in this entire conversation and just reading it because it was on my timeline

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June 23rd, 2027

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@angelshaze111 @stephseastar @MIAxTHORNE @asilverfairy like that’s like saying “if you listen to grenade by bruno mars with the perspective that it’s about a guy then it makes sense” like that’s sooo delusional

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@angelshaze111 @stephseastar @MIAxTHORNE @asilverfairy “if you just pretend the songs are completely different and you change the pronouns and gender interest then they’re so gay!” do you hear yourself bffr

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@dnfsbabygirl if only dream knew how to sing without copious amounts of autotune :/ it’s like whoever tunes him has yet to find a single moment where he wouldn’t be drastically improved by perfecting the pitch

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@blackroseakabr @txvrniqvet @dreamwastalen german is not a race, it is an ethnicity

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ATTENTION: POOFESURE IS THE BEST YOUTUBER EVER

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“Will Toad pull out his mushroom?” ~ Poofesure

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@AnneMai2005 This was from a stream he did around a year(?) ago where he played wii sports dressed a burger! :)

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Hello everyone! This is a fan made account run by two people(No we won’t say who), who love poofesure and the crazy shit he says. This is a place where everyone can share snd laugh at the funny things Poof says in his streams, videos and everywhere else.

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#manscammed screw you Manscape or whatever the fuck ur name is

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“You cannot stick your dick in my ass.” ~ Poofesure

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“THATS FUCKING IT, I’M BREAKING THIS IN HALF WHETHER YOU WANNA BE BROKEN OR NOT, PIECE OF SHIIT!”
~ Poofesure

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“Not the Fortnite!”
~ Poofesure

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Submitted by @nickdelpizzahut

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“Almost only counts in horseshoes” - Poofesure

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“Um, here’s what we’re gonna do: *drowns*”

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“I need to be careful, someone’s gonna fucking blow me” - Poofesure 2021