Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

Just a regular mommy with anxiety 🤎

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

I had to call my brother as vent about how much I can’t stand Messi’s whiny ass because no one else understands where my hate for him comes I can’t stand that man

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

I could not live in a landlocked state. Cause YUCK what do you mean you don’t have a beach?!

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

I honestly hate my bday being on Valentine’s Day.

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Water. Coffee. Pizza. Spaghetti. Seafood. A lot of stuff TF

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

The only thing I’m excited about for tomorrow is my moms friend is making me pan con pollo!!!

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Everyone is getting on my nerves and ima punch people in the face

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

I hate today so much 😔

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Izzy is currently obsessed with jumping spiders 🫠🫠

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

When your sister in law is a nail tech 🔥🔥🔥

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

I’m sick of Starbucks not bringing back what’s good NO CRANMERRY REFRESHER?!?! WTF

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

3 funerals in less than a month 💔💔
Can the rest of the year please be gentle 😔

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

@excelduru Winston

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Today fucking sucked 😔

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

25 days until I’m in Mexico City with my manz

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Fml

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Non victory scale (because the damn scale won’t move 😭) my pre pregnancy jeans fit again 🥳🥳🥳

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

I would get super serious about my diet/half marathon a day before pumpkin season starts 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

@lilluuurd SAME!!! and I only have one he drives me crazy sometimes 😭😭

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @Pookstuhh]

Lord give me the patience to deal with a toddler