Paul Wooten

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@oreojakesters #MikeTrout Mike, you know weathermen don't get paid $45 million/year, right? Right?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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@_joeyhayden Jerry Jones is more worried about fans' color coordinating their outfits than about his colossal screw up designing a blinding sun roof that makes players look like idiots.... just like Jones, whose sub-Gumpian I.Q. continues to define "stupid is as stupid does".

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@HackJanson23 @AdamHoge Nagy should declare Fields a Bishop. The defense would never hit a Clergyman 🤣🤣🤣

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@khrfamilylaw @PGATOUR @JordanSpieth Agusta National has done MONUMENTAL work helping the poor locally. What have YOU done? Except spout some crap without a clue...

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Petition Congress for Stimulus check solution
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United States Congress: Stimulus Checks Solution - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jQkrOJmlXt via @Change

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@StateFarm Fast professional services from State Farm when my car wouldn't start. as the third time my car needed to be towed in the last few months and I couldn't be happier with the speed of the service and the professional towing services they arranged #roadsideassistance

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@ZHBuchanan How about the 'ass kissing"? LOL!

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@GiraffeNeckMarc Goes to show that NEARLY Every hitter in MLB can spank a Golf Ball, just sitting there on a tee. The reverse is NOT true. Very few golfers could hit a MLB fastball, curve, slider...if they sat on a changeup MAYBE lol!

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@Joelsherman1 Reporters are pissed. TOO FUCKING BAD. Nobody wants to listen to athletes talk anyway. Same 'ol, same 'ol, "One game at a time"..."Help the team win" yada yada yada. Same goes w/ reporters, who like to think they're stars. I won't miss a minute of sleep when you're not there.

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@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory And they said the intermediate first cut of rough would be easy to play out of. LIARS!!!!!

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@GOLF_com Check your slide rule, Boyo. It was obviously 2.17 degrees. Back to physics class for you!

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"#BarryBonds says he feels MLB has given him 'death sentence". Me: Couldn't happen to a more arrogant A$$****, Liar, cheater, and braggart. You are lucky you aren't in Prison, and should be ashamed you paid an ignorant fool to go in your stead.

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@PGATOURLIVE The Drunken Lobster-faced Cretin

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@PGATOURLIVE @Cheater talks about #Cheaters: #POTMEETSKETTLE Arod talking about the Cheating Astros showing NO REMORSE. Funny, I don't recall the FRAUD showing any either, for being one of the biggest cheaters in Baseball History

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#golfcheat Quote from Patrick Reed: "So at the end of the day, you can't please everybody" Me: So if you quit cheating, you'll please everybody ELSE. You'll be the only one pissed off. Over/under on books about you cheating? At least one more. Your college teammate wrote the 1st

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@mlbtraderumors Give it back, you cheating scumbags

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@HOUSTONCHEATERS "When is it going to end?" one Astros player asked Monday, and the answer depressed him: No time soon. Me: As soon as you give back the Commissioner's Trophy, you cheating scumbags. You didn't win it, did you. You cheated for it. So GIVE IT BACK

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Astros Owner #IDIOTJimCrane "It didn't affect the game" Jim, you believe Bernie Madoff was a great investor, too, right?

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#CarlosCorrea says Astros won World Series 'fair and square' Me: "Name one person, including your mother, who believes you."